WiserAngel on Manscaping in One Word

DON'T. Period.

Your Daily Dose of WTF?!

Crankyjohn: Children's Author

A really good example

Of why you pick your friends carefully...

Good Morning

 

PMS Blasters Fully Engaged.

Shit will not be taken today.

Please leave your offerings of

Chocolate and Wine

And have a lovely day.

~Angel~

 

PS

That was a bit harsh,

so, um,

BACON.

~A~

 

 

 

Some of my favorite gunslingers are 50+

Poppy sent this to me, with the pic. I think he's mad enough to spit nails. They done gone and kicked the hornets' nest, boys and girls.

UN Arms Trade Treaty Calls for Disarmament of Persons 55 and Older

http://www.guns.com/2013/04/01/un-arms-trade-treaty-calls-for-disarmament-of-persons-55-and-older/

Favorite quote from the report:

“The optimal self-defense posture for seniors would include such items as a rape whistle or high-decibel air horn, quick-strike road flares, an electronic medical alert system, a cellular telephone with a large display, morphine injections, neon or glow-in-the-dark armbands, a mesh vest, a pith helmet with flashing headgear and a solar-powered radio,” said Dr. Betti.
So much lefty idiocy, so little time. My question is morphine injections? WTF?

Growing Pains

 

I'm too old and have been hurt too much to be an optimist.

It's just not in my nature to be a pessimist.

So now, I need to become a realist.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! ~gasp~

Awwwwww, such a little cutie

So NOT an April Fool's Joke

http://scopemouthwash.com/bacon/?utm_source=scopebacon&utm_medium=bacon&utm_campaign=bacon%2Bmouthwash

The Formula for Perfect Cleavage

Wonderbra unveil formula for the perfect cleavage as Holly Willoughby tops best breasts honours list for the second year running on National Cleavage Day

• 54.84% of Brits think the perfect length for a cleavage line is 5cm
• 75.81% think the 15cm from the chin to the start of the cleavage line is best
• 58.06% think a circular breast shape is perfect to create the best cleavage
• Annual celebration started 13 years ago in Johannesburg, South Africa

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299784/Happy-National-Cleavage-Day-Holly-Willoughby-tops-breast-honours-list-Carol-Vorderman-close-second.html#ixzz2PEt5x1XK
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And just for cranky....

Global Warming Can Kiss My Ass

It seems we're all experiencing the ravages of Global Warm...er...Climate Instability Due to Man's Indifference to Nature. Texans will be the first to tell you that Nature couldn't care less what we do, she'll fuck us sideways just because she's feeling Pre-El Nino. Here's our forecast for the next few days....

Yeah, snow Wednesday. Abour 2-4 inches. Gotta love the Texas Panhandle.

A Little April Fool's Bluegrass

Terry from Fla. sent this and it's just too good not to share. Love me some bluegrass...

Too true

Welcome to Texas

 

And before you Arizona dudes say it,

Yes, we know,

You're #1 in 2nd Amendment freedoms...