Sunday, October 19, 2014

Bugout car porn

Meet the Black Shark. Enough to give every James Bond in the world simultaneous orgasms. Built by Latvia's (did you know Latvia is still a country?!) Dartz Motorz company, it's based on the bones of Mercedes-Benz GL-class full-size SUV. But don't you fucking dare call it an SUV, it's called Black Shark after the Russian attack helicopter and has all the bells and whistles to live up to it. In either V8 or V12 with up to 1500 hp, V8 biturbo V2 or V12 biturbo V2, the V2 has nothing to do with the engine and everything to do with the TWO Vertu luxury smartphones which allow you to order up your own private jet in two taps. Not exactly practical in a real life bugout situation, but still pretty damn cool.

The actual James Bond features include standard bullet-proofing up to ballistic level B7, door handles that retract into the body which itself is electrified to shock anybody stupid enough to touch it. Plus, a body made out of Kevlar and titanium to protect against magnetic mines. So, na-na-na-na-naaaaa-na!

Go take a look, they're only going to make five of them.

I remember

Well, that should cover it

Why people in the (FBA, tm wirecutter) are so confused

From Balloon:

Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female,
lesbian chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president
of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a
multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first
transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.


Angel learning to drive