Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I call mine.... nevermind

Damn, I hate when that happens

And now the song is stuck in your head. 
heh heh heh

Happy San Jacinto Day, y'all!

This is the true Texans' holiday, the day that the Republic of Texas won her independence from Mexico in the Battle of San Jacinto.  178 years ago, in present day Harris county, the Texas army engaged and defeated General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna's Mexican army in a fight that lasted a whole 18 minutes.
That's right, 18 minutes. About 630 Mexican soldiers were killed and 730 captured, while only 9 Texans lost their lives on the battlefield. On the marshland north of Galveston Bay,the battle cries of "Remember the Alamo" and "Remember Goliad" rang out from the Lone Star soldiers.

Santa Anna, the President of Mexico, was captured the next day and held as a prisoner of war. Three weeks later, he signed the Peace Treaty that dictated the Mexican army leave the region, paving the way for the Republic of Texas to become an independent country.

Lesson of the Day:
Don't fucking mess with Texas.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Happier Monday Post

Sorry for the last one, it's been a bitch of a holiday and I'm feeling down. No need to drag y'all down with me, so here's some titties.

I'm still alive

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Using your head (the big one)

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare."

What? Too soon?


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