I would probably be skipping

As Bert watched, horrified

Sometimes, we all need a little reminder

This is the only party decoration I need

I still do this

2016 has left a few marks

When did the families become fair game?

Can anyone imagine if someone had accosted 

Mooch and the Moochlettes like this? 

Or Chelsea and her rugrats? 

Can anyone imagine a Democrat flying commercial coach?!

Unless you're Mooch

I know I find it relaxing

These days, you need to be more specific

FYI, I want the Easy Baked Oven

h/t to Jesse in DC

who informs me he would like to have the doorbell.

The Beard Revolution

Or "Burn the Fucker to the Ground"

#13 is the clincher

It's the final countdown