For all of you cat-loving Patriots

Gun safety is very important to cats.

To Protect and Serve: Look! Squirrel!

I have done something very similar

When you KNOW it's a trap

but you shave and splash on Old Spice and go anyway.

It can't be unseen. Ever.

Hey, Irish!

I'm not much of a hunter... but DAMN.

You know it has to be the day AFTER deer season closed.

New Englanders in another week

Well, I'm sure it sounded rational at the time

Tuesday? Must be laundry day. Again.

Last week, I did 12 loads of laundry.

3 on Sunday, 4 on Tuesday, and 5 on Saturday.

I'm currently looking for a family-friendly nudist colony

in a warm, sunny climate.

"Unintentional" my happy ass

But you could use 'em to explain lesbian relations.

Ewwwwww

Angel abandons her diet

Wirecutter: relationship problems

I'm with Pip

If you know what I'm talking about,

you're my kind of geek.