Sunday, May 17, 2015

Communication degree dispensers are next to the sink


9 comments:

Wraith said...

So the Gender Studies Degree dispenser is the butt gasket holder, I guess. It's only fitting, because the majority of people get no use out of those things at all.

hiswiserangel said...

Tampon dispenser, Wraith.

Anonymous said...

Heh.
Somewhere in there is my BA degree in German and Russian.

On the plus side, I'm starting on June 8 for my AS in Business Administration at the local community college. Should take me only 3 semesters.

Maybe then I can get my foot in the mail room door at some semi-prestigious investment firm.

-RWT

genericviews said...

I always enjoy listening to a Communications major bragging about how she is college educated. She normally has a job at a tv station reading the news as if she actually gathered it or even wrote her own copy. She was hired because she is hot, not because she is educated.

Edward Teach said...

You're wrong...that's the Women's Studies degree dispenser.

Stretch said...

"I have an B.A. in English."
"Great, you can diagram the sentence 'Do you want fries with that?'"

Heroditus Huxley said...

I have an MA in English. It lets me teach at the adjunct level at a state university, which enables me to afford the good ramen...

...which I can no longer eat, since I've developed an intolerance to wheat.

Damn it. Some of those were really good.

wirecutter said...

Ha! Got you all beat - I'm a high school kick-out. I knew that it would pay off some day.

hiswiserangel said...

I've got two, you can have one of mine.