Clinton faints leaving 9-11 ceremony

https://youtu.be/LcxDWsuaQMY

This woman, aside from being morally corrupt,

is not physically strong enough to withstand the rigors

of being President of the United States.

Which begs the question, why are they

continuing to push this candidacy?

What is the end game?

What really happened to Harambe

Max: 30 minutes after the grooming

Picked Max up at the groomers and took him for a morning stroll at John Stiff Memorial Dog Park. Best jack rabbit hunting in Amarillo; Max doesn't get close, but he doesn't give up either. So after a good 20-30 minutes chase, I got him back on the leash but knew he needed a drink. Max just loves fishy, duck poo lake water. Down to the edge he goes. Into it he goes. And then he sits in it.

Grooming and deodorizing: $68
Duck shit lake water mud bath: Priceless

How you can tell when I'm drunk

My grammar seriously sucks.

A sexually "active" woman decided...

Perving in the digital age

Yes, but are they organic?

I've done that, and I've never smoked

For those of you who were curious

this is the author I was talking about in the IED birth control post.

But they died with a smile

I read a novel by a very talented BDSM author, Cherise Sinclair, in which 

the hero's entire squad in Afghanistan was wiped out by an exploding IUD. 

I, being OCD, had to reach out to her and point out the typo.

She acknowledged that she was aware of it; it was her favorite happy error.

And then there was the time when my boss, the Athletic Director at WTA&M,

on passing a new condominium site on the way to the Amarillo Civic Center, 

pointed out, "Those are the hardest condoms to get into...."

I never even noticed

And now I can't unsee it.

And you know what else is bugging me?

Because that "lower case" is offset in whitespace,

It's making the centered text look off centered.

That's just fucked up.

Wanna play Hide 'n Seek?

Guess what, Skippy? Rent's due.

I wonder if insurance paid for new pants

I have a new favorite word