Friday, May 31, 2013
I, Angel, being of sound mind
Oh God, oh God, oh God, I'm a dead woman.
Dead Angel, walking!
Crap, how the fuck do I get talked into these things.
Wirecutter, please, please, make it quick
and don't mess up my face....
Retrieved from a government drone
deployed over Central California....
Why? Because fuck Islam
This pig has more testicular fortitude
than 99% of our Muslim sandal-licking Congress idiots.
It's Not About the Nail
This was offered by giamby in a comment on the I've Got to Try This post. It took me a while to cue it up and check it out, but oh dear, priceless. Thank you, giamby, for this classic; and ladies, sometimes it IS about the fucking nail.
http://vimeo.com/66753575
I don't know how to embed from vimeo, just hit the link dammit.
http://vimeo.com/66753575
I don't know how to embed from vimeo, just hit the link dammit.
One for Heroditus Huxley
She's got a fine rant going over at The FFOT. Adding this one to it might send her over the fucking fuckity fuck edge.
"In the latest incident of anti-gun hysteria to erupt in a school setting, a kindergarten boy has been suspended from school for 10 days because he showed a friend his cowboy-style cap gun on the way to school.
The incident happened on Wednesday morning at about 8:30 a.m. on a school bus in Calvert County, Maryland, reports The Washington Post.
The kindergartener had brought the toy gun because his friend had brought a water gun the previous day. He later told his mother than he “really, really” wanted his friend to see it."
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/31/kindergartener-interrogated-over-cap-gun-until-he-pees-his-pants-then-suspended-10-days/#ixzz2UslAjpMr
"In the latest incident of anti-gun hysteria to erupt in a school setting, a kindergarten boy has been suspended from school for 10 days because he showed a friend his cowboy-style cap gun on the way to school.
The incident happened on Wednesday morning at about 8:30 a.m. on a school bus in Calvert County, Maryland, reports The Washington Post.
The kindergartener had brought the toy gun because his friend had brought a water gun the previous day. He later told his mother than he “really, really” wanted his friend to see it."
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/31/kindergartener-interrogated-over-cap-gun-until-he-pees-his-pants-then-suspended-10-days/#ixzz2UslAjpMr
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Well, that's it for Staples
This is beyond ignorant liberal twatwafflery. I will never set foot in a Staples store again.
US
Gun Shop Allegedly Banned From Partcipating in Popular Store’s Contest: ‘Entry Contains Content That Promotes…Firearms’
Well, tie me up and spank me
Something to think about.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2333244/Could-bondage-good-S-M-enthusiasts-healthier-neurotic-tamer-sex-life.html#ixzz2UneXo6Gr
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The results revealed
that on a basic level, BDSM practitioners are no more troubled than the general
population.
In fact they were more
outgoing, more open to new experiences and more conscientious than less
adventurous participants.
They were also less
neurotic, a personality trait marked by anxiety.
Enjoying the clink of chains in skin can be a sign that
you are mentally balanced
BDSM aficionados also
scored lower than the general public on rejection sensitivity, a measure of how
paranoid people are about others disliking them.
People in the BDSM scene
reported higher levels of happiness in the past two weeks than people outside
it, and they said they felt more secure in their
relationships
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2333244/Could-bondage-good-S-M-enthusiasts-healthier-neurotic-tamer-sex-life.html#ixzz2UneXo6Gr
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I've got to try this
I adore WiscoDave. I think y'all know that, I haven't hidden my feelings. The man is deliciously twisted in the head. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy. So when he sends me things like this, I post immediately. You may have to watch it several times to get the full benefit. Enjoy.
All things considered,
I'd rather be at the beach.
But, I'm not.
Going to be a long, busy day.
Not much to post, so I present this for your amusement.
But, I'm not.
Going to be a long, busy day.
Not much to post, so I present this for your amusement.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Boondock Saints: All Saints Day
Really needed this pep talk this morning.
Hope it kicks your ass through the day.
Hugs, Angel
In case you can't see the embed:
Good morning!
Alrighty then,
I survived the night, yea me!
So, in celebration, I present
the last of the Bed Babes.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Goodnight y'all
Well, my studlies,
the storm has turned tornadic which will shift it east.
Straight down 60 to me.
So if it doesn't die down in the next 60 minutes,
I want to leave y'all something
to remember me by.
Sweet dreams.
Having a bit of weather
electricity on and off (mostly off)
internet in and out (mostly out)
winds of 70+, quite a bit of damage, so far none to the house but a section of the west fence is down.
Unfortunately for the west Panhandle, but fortunately for us, we don't have this to deal with. We're two counties east and one up, and this bad boy is headed due North.
Y'all have a good evening and I'll check back in when things settle down.
internet in and out (mostly out)
winds of 70+, quite a bit of damage, so far none to the house but a section of the west fence is down.
Unfortunately for the west Panhandle, but fortunately for us, we don't have this to deal with. We're two counties east and one up, and this bad boy is headed due North.
Y'all have a good evening and I'll check back in when things settle down.
When you know...
your penis has completely inverted and turned into a pussy. The Stockholm police's official stand on the Muslim rioting:
But while the Stockholm riots keep spreading and intensifying, Swedish police have adopted a tactic of non-interference. ”Our ambition is really to do as little as possible,” Stockholm Chief of Police Mats Löfving explained to the Swedish newspaper Expressen on Tuesday.
”We go to the crime scenes, but when we get there we stand and wait,” elaborated Lars Byström, the media relations officer of the Stockholm Police Department. ”If we see a burning car, we let it burn if there is no risk of the fire spreading to other cars or buildings nearby. By doing so we minimize the risk of having rocks thrown at us.”
http://moonbattery.com/?p=30979
But while the Stockholm riots keep spreading and intensifying, Swedish police have adopted a tactic of non-interference. ”Our ambition is really to do as little as possible,” Stockholm Chief of Police Mats Löfving explained to the Swedish newspaper Expressen on Tuesday.
”We go to the crime scenes, but when we get there we stand and wait,” elaborated Lars Byström, the media relations officer of the Stockholm Police Department. ”If we see a burning car, we let it burn if there is no risk of the fire spreading to other cars or buildings nearby. By doing so we minimize the risk of having rocks thrown at us.”
http://moonbattery.com/?p=30979
Monday, May 27, 2013
I should make this a game...
First person to identify ALL the couture designers will win a special WarriorAngel prize package.
But then I'd have to figure out what to put in said package. Hmmmmm...
Painting Patriotic
Hmmmm....
This pic showed up on
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children's FB page
a little after I posted.
So either, someone over there likes me,
or we are such kindred spirits that we think alike.
Either way, I'm seriously flattered.
And other reasons to be thankful for Freedom...
Happy Memorial Day, y'all!
As we run around, parades and memorials, cookouts and friends and families, let's not lose sight of what we're remembering.
The sacrifices made, and those who continue to make them.
Ask yourselves, "For what?"
And if you don't like the answer, do something to get closer to what our Forefathers fought and died to build and defend.
Liberty isn't dead yet.
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Saturday, May 25, 2013
True Confession
I have stood at the $5 dvd bin at Walmart for almost an hour organizing the videos. I should have taken the pic. Next time.....
Tractor Tire Pond
A while ago, I went and picked up a bunch of used stock tanks that I'm using as raised planters in the greenhouse (so much easier on the back and knees). One rancher threw in a couple of used tractor tires which were going to hold cantaloupe plants, but I think this might be a better option. Bury one, stack one, make a little waterfall. Ooooo, the little redheaded brain is firing...
Good morning, y'all!
I absolutely adore men. Don't understand them, not a lick, but I love 'em. My Good Morning Girl(s) posts have close to 800 hits; the exact same material posted under Good morning, y'all, barely over 100. What's the deal? I won't post under GMG, because that's wirecutter's gig; and after I run out of the babes I stocked in order to help out while he moved his blog, I won't do it again. So y'all need to get cracking.
Yeah, you KNOW you'd better
go look....
Friday, May 24, 2013
The Vulgar Curmudgeon: I Have Been Schooled
After all the Friday Frivolity, a serious read. Please go over there and check it out. It's a long read, maybe 15 minutes, but well worth your time.
The Vulgar Curmudgeon: I Have Been Schooled
The Vulgar Curmudgeon: I Have Been Schooled
For OldAFSarge....
I thought you, with your aviation expertise,
could identify this prop job....
For more Plane Porn
check out his blog
Mea Culpa
I'm at a loss. Seriously.
I can't decide which is more disturbing.
Anorexic Grandma with implants. Or Hairy Dude in a Speedo.
There is so much wrong here....
There is so much wrong here....
Good morning y'all!
It's Friday, drag your carcass through one more and you get a 3-day weekend for fun and mayhem. Just remember the purpose of this holiday while you're at it. Other than that, go forth and leave some marks on life. And remember, whatever you do, be safe out there.
Looking at the stats,
the posts titled Good Morning Girl(s)
are all over 400 hits.
Yesterday's has 170, and today's is going slowly.
So it's my deduction that y'all either don't like topless redheads
OR
Y'all need a bigger hint than "Read more"
to lead you to the Mother Lode.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
IT'S DONE!!!!!!
Got the final piece of the Canada immigration puzzle in the mail yesterday. It took Texas 5 days, New Mexico 8 days, the US government? 5 weeks. Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. Not to mention we had to PAY an additional sum for the tax paid workers to do their work.
Anywhoo, put the spit and polish on hubby's Application for Criminal Rehabilitation (for a 26-year-old DUI and a 14-year-old DUI that was reduced to a reckless endangerment misdemeanor), added the FBI report, the states' reports, the mea culpas, 12 full-color 8x10s of hubby self-flagellating with a cat-o'-9-tails, photocopy of his passport photo (snicker), and $200Canadian, and overnight/armed guard/signature required mailed it to the Canadian Embassy in Los Angeles.
It's now in the hands of the sweet, kind, brilliant, charming, lovely, forgiving Canadian embassy underlings. Bless their hearts.
Anywhoo, put the spit and polish on hubby's Application for Criminal Rehabilitation (for a 26-year-old DUI and a 14-year-old DUI that was reduced to a reckless endangerment misdemeanor), added the FBI report, the states' reports, the mea culpas, 12 full-color 8x10s of hubby self-flagellating with a cat-o'-9-tails, photocopy of his passport photo (snicker), and $200Canadian, and overnight/armed guard/signature required mailed it to the Canadian Embassy in Los Angeles.
It's now in the hands of the sweet, kind, brilliant, charming, lovely, forgiving Canadian embassy underlings. Bless their hearts.
Okay, that's a true drama queen
And yet, if I could eat myself,
perhaps I wouldn't be so stressed....
Good morning, y'all!
Up and at 'em, boys and girls.
Week is winding down,
Life is speeding up.
Go out and make some noise.
Cleaning out the babes,
When they're gone, I'm done
(with the babes)....