Friday, April 7, 2017

Take your best shot


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) A jar full of green M & Ms with one red peanut one clearly visible in the middle. The jar lid would be very obviously and distractingly cross-threaded.

2) A really nice bottle of wine. (No corkscrew, though.)

3) A basket full of puppies with a sign that reads "Free puppy's"

hiswiserangel said...

You're an animal.

Granny said...

A screw top bottle of wine, Oreos, and a joint.

JeremyR said...

Ever play the three items at Walmart one?

Anonymous said...

wiskey, rum, and volka


Wildflower

Critter said...

One book, historical romance, well dog eared.

One bottle of wine, cork broken in failed attempt to extract it.

One DIY Home improvement project, missing one piece.

Stretch said...

Wine.
Chocolate.
Ammo.

Bonus?
Handcuffs.

kaflick said...

Bacon, a french 75mm, and a bottle of wine.

hiswiserangel said...

Critter, that comes dangerously close to a paddlin'.

Anonymous said...

A book, vodka and a baby sitter for the evening

iOpener said...

It's a pentacle, not a 'Magick Circle', and I'd put in the girl, in the hopes of luring several she-demons with ummm, ummm, 'interesting' ideas on well, things, you know? Things involving me, the girl and lots of she-demons, that kind of thing.

Sarthurk said...

A redhead, with blue eyes, and not an ounce of evil.

The last part is hard for a redhead. It's hard for most other hair colors from my experience as well. However, it's somehow been documented, that blue eyed people are more prone to lying...? wait, what was this about?
Bottom line is, Watch your 6.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Wine, another bottle of wine and a red sippy cup.

Exile1981

Steve Ramsey said...

Hmmm. A margarita, a red velvet cupcake and a naked Viking?

Matt Dunlap said...

A banged up Hot Wheels Car.
A book with the last chapter missing
A past participle gerund.

LOL

Hawken Cougar said...

Teen Queen, Baby Queen and Wire Cutter. Pinch each hard enough to make them cry and you'll come back from the grave.

hiswiserangel said...

While wirecutter and I have a strange love/hate relationship, he's not mine to defend. But touch the Cute Chicks, and I'll cut your heart out.

Anonymous said...

An open bottle of cabernet sauvvignon,
a box of dark chocolates, and a riding crop.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it could incriminate me, send me to the naughty corner, and possibly result in my being banned (wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth) ....


vaquero viejo

Mr. Bits said...

3 x $100 bills

RHT447 said...

A $10 bottle of Cabernet.
A loaded 1911A1.
A DVD 'Second Hand Lions'.

I'll have an opener and glasses when you get here.

Anonymous said...

A lifetime supply of punctuation marks, the collected poems of ee cummings, and a cask of Dalwhinnie 15yr old, that needs ten more years of mellowing.

Al_in_Ottawa

seth anderson said...

A bottle of Bordeaux.

An AR15

A 4wt fly rod with a Ross reel

Seneca III said...

A bottle of the finest Bourbon, a pair of nipple rings (large) and a copy of Fowler's Modern English Usage - ISBN 0 19 869115 7.