Sunday, November 25, 2012

A Very Wirecutter Christmas

Fuckering Lights?!

 
 
Putting up the Christmas tree and decorations today,
 
'tis the season...
 
 
Ring My Bells
 
3 oz. Silver Patron
12 oz. Cranberry Juice
3 splashes grenadine syrup
3 splashes sweet and sour mix
 
Shake ingredients in cocktail shaker with  ice, strain into glass, garnish with drunken cranberries and lime wedge. Enjoy. Repeatedly. Ye-haw...



 

 


6 comments:

da_truth36 said...

Fuckering lights sounds right up my alley, the drink not so much. I'm more of a three fingers of single malt scotch on the rocks kinda guy.

hiswiserangel said...

I was planning on ringing MY bells, but a good hostess is always prepared for her guests' tastes...

I laughed so hard at the fuckering lights, Patron came out my nose. :-D

wirecutter said...

But what about the Holiday Tree (The new improved PC Wirecutter) that's decorated with bass lures?

hiswiserangel said...

You can put fuckering lights on the bass lure tree. And it's a Christmas tree, dammit. I don't do PC around here. That shit'll get your ass banned...

angrymike said...

You go girl.....Wire, paybacks are a bitch.........;-D

Mark12 said...

Nice drink recipe. However, I stopped after the three ounces of patron silver. Well, not "stopped", exactly. Just didn't add any more ingredients. That was after the Ohio State and Notre Dame wins...