Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Blondes ARE More Funner...



A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE ..





After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .

"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"


13 comments:

doubletroubletwo said...

LMFAO! Great one Angel :)

da_truth36 said...

Good one, but I think the picture is funnier than the joke. Took me a second to catch it, but I've been drunk all day. Just my two cents, but I've always found redheads more funner than blondes.

Grand said...

Bad idea to make fun of redheads.

hiswiserangel said...

:-D Yes, yes we are.
Day 3 and I've already violated my own Anti-T&A Rule.

hiswiserangel said...

Well Grand, we do get even. The problem is, ya'll just enjoy it too damn much...

angrymike said...

Well little lady, rules were meant to be broken, hehe, more T@A.........;)

hiswiserangel said...

Mike, you're incorrigible. And I will NOT be seduced to the dark side....

tripseven said...

It's officially "Titty Tuesday."

hiswiserangel said...

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Dammit, trip, did you even look at how she's holding the book?!

tripseven said...

What book?

millerized said...

Wimmins Wiener Wednesday? Thong Thursday? And, right up your alley for Freaky Friday?!
Sex sells....but free is always nice.

hiswiserangel said...

Miller, while I am an AVOWED fan of the weiner, you have to admit the visual draw just isn't there. And Freaky Friday? Hmmmmm..... has distinct possibilities. :-D

Dan O. said...

Passing this on to all my blond friends. Thanks! And a little T & A is good for everybody. ;)