Tuesday, April 15, 2014

See these boots?



Do you see them? Take a good look, I'll wait. Okay, back? Good, now listen and try to focus. I have been on a year-long quest for these boots. I have checked every conceivable site to find them. I don't know the designer, I don't know what year they debuted. I don't know shit other than I WANT THESE BOOTS.

So here's the deal. I need y'all's help tracking down these bitches. I'm not sure what I can offer other than my undying gratitude, but if someone can locate where one might purchase these smokin' hot boots, well....

Damn, I should have asked y'all sooner....

29 comments:

Bryn & Diane said...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/US-8-Sexy-Peep-Toe-Cut-Out-Roman-Knee-Gladiator-Boots-High-Heel-Platform-Sandal-/201073367198

Entered "string knee high platform boots" as a search string in google, this was the first result....

Do we get lots of pictures now....?
/sits drooling expectantly, wagging tail/
OUCH...

Diane here, strike the "wagging tail" bit.. I am having a Wifely Word with Bryn about delicate phrasing...
Nice boots, but not for me - I'd break something, probably an ankle!

Diane said...

PS to our first comment.
I asked Bryn how he knew what search to use; he said "so I watch some Anime.....?"

Sigh.....

AndyN said...

These?
http://www.grabmylook.com/black-red-hollow-out-floral-red-sole-long-knee-high-heels-boots-p-2456.html#.U02uTFdupYE

Diane said...

AndyN : US$30.00 on Ebay, rather than US$90.00....
Leave Angel some $$$ for some other feelgood bits!


hiswiserangel said...

Diane, re: Bryn, I have a spare cattle prod, let me know and it's yours.
Angel

Anonymous said...

Tbdress.com

Critter said...

We'll need pics, you understand?

Ian Restil said...

We're men. Solving problems is what we do.

JPD said...

Now you have done it. All the guys are going to:

1. Bug you to get a pair.

2. Expect pictures.

3. Bug you AGAIN for what happened when you put them on and went out(or stayed in).

Oh yeah, I will be one of the buggy guys.

Critter said...

Is that so wrong?

Anonymous said...

http://www.exoticexcess.com/shoes/shoe-of-the-day-manolo-blahnik-lace-up-cutout-boot/

Diane said...

Angel, thanks for the offer of the cattle prod ; I've got my Dad and an uncle who are both electronic engineers - it's quite amazing what they can make a 9V battery do *cough*.....
Have fun!

Elizabeth said...

i checked on ebay... found these
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2K-Manolo-Blahnik-Crystal-Lace-Up-Boot-size-6-/251491813370?pt=US_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3a8e1487fa
for the low low price of $600 (ouch)

elizabeth

hiswiserangel said...

Diane, ~snort~, coffee through the nose is a wonderful way to wake up. :-) Poor Bryn....

Elizabeth, the even BIGGER ouch? I have Sasquatchian size 10 feet. Sixes would be like trying to stuff Oprah in a size 2.

Anonymous said...

http://www.shoespie.com/product/10561116.html

Anonymous said...

http://www.popscreen.com/p/MTU2OTMwMDYy/Black-Suede-Leather-PeepToe-LaceUp-Boot-♥-Floral-Cutout-

wirecutter said...

SIZE 10 FEET???
Sonofabitch.....

hiswiserangel said...

Wirecutter, sweetie, darlin', sugarpants, fuck you sideways with a stiletto.

Mr. Miracle said...

WC, my wife's is an 8 1/2. They grow them big in Texas, large, firm, great to handle and better to hold.

wirecutter said...

I mean, shit man, I wear a size 10.
Wait, do they measure babe feet differently? Because if they don't I'm wondering how any cows would they have to kill for a pair of those boots in size 10?

hiswiserangel said...

Yes we're measured differently, wc, I'd wear a men's 8 1/2. 10, huh? isn't that small for man feet? and the corresponding body parts?

wirecutter said...

Yeah but I got curved toes from wearing cowboy boots all my life.

hiswiserangel said...

Do they curve to the left or right?

wirecutter said...

Inward. Both feet. My barefoot prints in the dirt look like I'm both bowlegged and pigeon-toed.

hiswiserangel said...

My grandma used to have a rooster that walked like that.

Sara said...

Cut off the welfare toe and he'll be in an 8...

Size 10 isn't that big for a woman. It would be big if it were a mens 10, but not a womans 10.

Hell, I'm a tiny thing and I wear a 6 1/2 or 7...

wirecutter said...

Miss Lisa just informed me she wears a size..... never mind.
She also informed me that I need to shut the fuck up and write you a formal letter of apology.

hiswiserangel said...

Give Miss Lisa a hug for me, huh?

Sara said...

Ken's now writing like crazy, worried about getting a size whatever upside the head. I love it! Way to go Miss Lisa!