By now, some of y'all _ave no_iced my absence. 2 reasons:
1: My lap_op is seriously fucked up. I've go_ 2 dead keys (guess w_ic_ ones), so I've been using an auxiliary keyboard plugged in_o __e USB por_s. W_ic_ are now all dead. So I'm down _o _yping messages __a_ look like W_eel of For_une puzzles. I'm _rying _o figure ou_ _ow _o ge_ all of my s_uff moved from __is one _o a new one. You know, all of __ose obscene dick pics y'all like _o send me. Or maybe Bubba __e Compu_er Guru can jus_ fix __is one. I don'_ know.
2. Spouse _alked me in_o replacing __e roof on our garage __is week. 40x26xo_mygod_oodamn_ig_. _e forgo_ _e's almos_ 50 and I'm _errified of _eig__s. I've _ad my ass on __e roof for __e las_ 3 days removing 2 layers of 60+year-old s_ingles. Down _o __e decking. 8am _o dark. Every par_ of my body _ur_s. Pain in muscles I didn'_ know exis_ed. I _old _im we _ire a roofer or I'm gone. __e roofer will be _ere omorrow. I'm s_ill deba_ing.
So _opefully __ings will ge_ back _o normal soon.