Thursday, July 2, 2015

A quick poll

From the beginning of this blog, there has been the Naughty Corner and the threat of spankings if y'all misbehave. A couple of days ago, one of you asked if being spanker/spankee was negotiable. Well now. I have always believed that it was MY Naughty Corner, my paddle, I would be the one to wield it; however, this brings up an interesting topic of conversation, and my mind has been pondering being the spankee.

In short, if I were to get Dennis to divert his attention from fine custom holsters to a less wholesome craft, say making a III% leather paddle, which of you would prefer to be spankers and which would prefer to be spankees?

Mind you, the paddle may become a reality; I'm quite taken with the idea of a nice leather paddle that would leave a "III%"  on someone's creamy white tuchus. The paddling is mostly hypothetical.

So,

Who are my spankers? And who are my spankees?

18 comments:

Mr. Miracle said...

Either role can be lots of fun if done right. Although mine is nowhere near "creamy white".

Angel eyes said...

Can we include a Telefunken U-47?

Angel eyes said...

And seat 38 on Phydeaux III?

Critter said...

If you would just bend over a bit my dear, I'll work your tuckus over like a cheap chinese gong.

gideon Kayin said...

Some of us can work it both ways darlin. ;)

Saoilidh an duin’ air mhisg gum bi a h-uile duin’ air mhisg ach e fhèin.

Cederq said...

Hmm, I am definitely a "spanker" no III on my Glutous Maximus. Now, if you was to wanting to tie me up? that could be arranged...

Volfram said...

The closest I've ever gotten to this question was when I told a girl online that I couldn't understand her (for the sake of relevance) "wanting to be a spankee."

It took me a month to realize that what I actually meant was "The idea of being the spanker interests me in ways that I'm not entirely comfortable admitting."

justin freeman said...

spanker, not spankee

Anonymous said...

the word "mostly" is quite interesting...

is it an understatement, or simply overstated

inquiring minds could wander, unless disciplined.

MSG Grumpy (mostly)

Ian Restil said...

Could we get some clarification on the exact escalation sequence?

My current understanding is

Mild harumphing
Being banned warning
Being banned*
Naughty Corner / spanking

Is this correct?

*Does not apply to M. le Wirecutter.

Texas Annie said...

Both please!

wirecutter said...

Stay the hell away from me, Lady. Anybody hits me gets knocked the fuck out.

Mark Barton said...

I occasionally ask my wife if she will spank me for something I did (or didn't) do. She always says "not the way you like it".

drjim said...

Spankee??

Wasn't he one of Alfalfa's friends in those old comedy shorts?

hiswiserangel said...

Well, this has been very enlightening.
Thank all of y'all for sharing.
As for me, I lean more to the spankee than spanker.
But I'll spank if I have to.
Trust me, this will hurt me more than it'll hurt you.

And wc, you can't spank smoke.

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

I love to be spanked lol!

JeremyR said...

I'll spank my own Monkey thank you. If I need help, I have a Missus.

Anonymous said...

dealer's choice...


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