Monday, April 18, 2016

Because we said so


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!
Terry
Fla.

Granny said...

We missed you.

Howard Taylor Taylor said...

Carry wasp spray.Its not illegal. All you have to say you need it because of wasps and you are allergic.
They can bring down a bear in its tracks.

xtron said...

or hair spray. you girls will get narry a second glance...guys with long hair, only a few...the rest of you guys....well you can clain to be "transgender" and immediadly throw the "bigot" card..

Anonymous said...

Welcome back and well, as an former cook all I gotta say on this is what the fk! Eh, with a decent chef's knife who needs pepper spray. ROFL!

Joe Lovell said...

No, do NOT carry wasp or any other insect spray. First, they are neurotoxins that are designed to take down insects so they may not be real effective in stopping an attacker .

Second, they have a warning on them that use for other than the intended purpose is illegal, a violation of the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act.

Third, by using a product designed to kill insects on a person you are open not only to criminal prosecution, but all kinds of personal civil liability.

Oh...it is also an offense to suggest that people use an insecticide on people.

Applegoat said...

"He had a wasp on him..."

Anonymous said...

think I'll just go with a S&W guardian with the cute laser site...I think if you practice a lot it works on wasps, too......

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Volfram said...

I think everyone here is neglecting the part where there are classes on transmuting dead animals into dinner.

I imagine assaults committed at this school get turned into "class projects."