Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
You will truly see a full grown man prance when he catches his pecker in a zipper.
It's a lesson that only needs to be learned once.
When in doubt, read the instructions. As if they ever do.
Never put on jeans fresh out of the dryer. The zippers are fucking hot!
ummmm, and a pube hair in the zipper ain't too much fun, either......vaquero viejo
I have zipped the dong, it ain't pleasant and you make dance moves the rapper/breakdancers would envy and try to emulate...
BTDT. The worst part? Looking down at that pink foreskin sticking through the zipper and knowing ya gotta run that sucker back over it AGAIN!
Only one (maybe twice but I was drunk the 2nd time,)
Once only. It'll never happen again
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