Thursday, March 2, 2017

All natural constipation cure

"Here I sit, brokenhearted.
Tried to shit, but, Holy Mother of God!
What the Fuck????"

7 comments:

Cederq said...

Brings new meaning to getting "morning wood"...

Anonymous said...

Wire cutter has been playing with the chainsaw again.

Granny said...

No trees where you live; hence the old joke about a good looking woman behind every tree in the Panhandle.
How the hell did Wire cutter caber toss that one over a thousand miles?
giggle

Anonymous said...

if you were "enthroned" at the moment of entry of that organic projectile, there would indeed be an end to you your blockage!.....


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Turd Burglestein said...

That's not the kind of log you want to drop when you're taking a shit for real.

C. S. P. Schofield said...

You need to tell your javelin throwing neighbor to rein back on his training regimen. That or tell your caber tossing neighbor he's a wimp.

pdwalker said...

I call bullshit. That falling spear would cause any normal person to clench up tighter than a virgin nun's womanhood.