I think this one is for Boilerdoc.
But here's a couple more for good measure.
Lot of pain today so not a lot of posting.
Don't forget to go vote for your fav SOB.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Monday, June 3, 2013
A lithe and nimble tongue
Today took an abrubt left turn right into the crapper, won't bore you with details, but I tangled with the Teen Queen in full melt-down in the back of the grandparents' minivan. Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide...
Anywhoo, been melting into some Tramadol and some sort of muscle relaxer I found in the cabinet. Wirecutter will tell you, I'm a tenderfoot and Tylenol knocks me out. But so far, one black eye, cut bridge of nose, assorted scratches and bruises and generally sore pulled muscles. But I got her calmed down, and when she "returned", she was very sorry.
But sitting here, nursing my wounds and enjoying my buzz, I indulged in a bowl of cherries, because you know, that's what life is. And son of a gun, I've still got it. This first one took about 10 minutes and I mangled the son of a bitch....
But THIS ONE, this is perfection. Under a minute, clean and pretty. Damn girl, old and tired and beat up, but my tongue is as limber as a Romanian gymnast.
Anywhoo, been melting into some Tramadol and some sort of muscle relaxer I found in the cabinet. Wirecutter will tell you, I'm a tenderfoot and Tylenol knocks me out. But so far, one black eye, cut bridge of nose, assorted scratches and bruises and generally sore pulled muscles. But I got her calmed down, and when she "returned", she was very sorry.
But sitting here, nursing my wounds and enjoying my buzz, I indulged in a bowl of cherries, because you know, that's what life is. And son of a gun, I've still got it. This first one took about 10 minutes and I mangled the son of a bitch....
But THIS ONE, this is perfection. Under a minute, clean and pretty. Damn girl, old and tired and beat up, but my tongue is as limber as a Romanian gymnast.
A helping hand
A friend contacted me last night and asked for some help. Not for himself, but for a childhood friend who is facing serious health issues due to diabetes. As I have family member who have died from diabetic complications, family who are currently dealing with Type 1 diabetes, and two daughters who are flirting with Type II diabetes, this lady's plight hit home. She faced a very hard decision to save her life by sacrificing her leg. Most of us think that's a no-brainer; but when it's your leg, it's a bit more difficult. Her family is working on making the house handicapped accessible, which when added to the medical expenses, is a mountain of money.
My friend didn't ask for money; he asked for help getting her story out, prayers for her and the family and positive energy sent their way. I'm sure donations would be welcome, but like the rest of us, they are loathe to ask.
If you are of a mind, go read her story, say a prayer, send all the positive energy their way that you can muster, and if a dollar or two finds it's way to them, then that's good too.
Thank you for indulging me, again.
https://www.facebook.com/TheMichelleLeiknessBodyBenefitCommunity?ref=ts&fref=ts
My friend didn't ask for money; he asked for help getting her story out, prayers for her and the family and positive energy sent their way. I'm sure donations would be welcome, but like the rest of us, they are loathe to ask.
If you are of a mind, go read her story, say a prayer, send all the positive energy their way that you can muster, and if a dollar or two finds it's way to them, then that's good too.
Thank you for indulging me, again.
https://www.facebook.com/TheMichelleLeiknessBodyBenefitCommunity?ref=ts&fref=ts
Good morning, y'all!
Now, I know I said I wouldn't do wirecutter's Good Morning Girl thingy, that's his. And I know I said I wasn't going to beg for votes, and I won't. But I just looked at the standings for the Coolest SOB in the Conservative Blogosphere, and I've slipped to fifth place. Fifth. Oh HELL NO.
Pissed is hot on wirecutter's heels; and if y'all want to see a cranky and completely unmanageable wirecutter, just let him lose to Pissed. All hell will break loose on the blogosphere. MissK is ahead of me by two and Pissed by five. C'mon, that's just a few measly votes. Fifth place is like kissing your sister, hell I'll probably get some pathetic little "Participation" trophy. This is NOT acceptable.
So I'm throwing everything at you until the contest is over. Vote like your asses depend on it. Vote like a Democrat, drag your family (mom, dad, kids, crazy Uncle Mort) anyone with a different IP address to the computer and make them vote for me. Or hell, do it yourself and don't tell 'em. Just don't let me be fifth place.
Oh, and good morning, dammit.
Pissed is hot on wirecutter's heels; and if y'all want to see a cranky and completely unmanageable wirecutter, just let him lose to Pissed. All hell will break loose on the blogosphere. MissK is ahead of me by two and Pissed by five. C'mon, that's just a few measly votes. Fifth place is like kissing your sister, hell I'll probably get some pathetic little "Participation" trophy. This is NOT acceptable.
So I'm throwing everything at you until the contest is over. Vote like your asses depend on it. Vote like a Democrat, drag your family (mom, dad, kids, crazy Uncle Mort) anyone with a different IP address to the computer and make them vote for me. Or hell, do it yourself and don't tell 'em. Just don't let me be fifth place.
Oh, and good morning, dammit.
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Libs say the craziest things...
Saw this over at AoSHQ this morning, and since they stole the idea from someone, I'm committing 2nd degree larceny and stealing it for us.
With the exception of Democrat elected officials and their lackeys, what are the craziest things you've heard an everyday "normal" Democrat say?
I'll start with my SIL. When explaining to me why I was no longer allowed to play Wii bowling with my nephews, I was informed that my not allowing them to win was damaging to their growth and self-esteem and that they were being taught at school and home that there are no winners or losers in life. Everybody is an equal "participant". Or at least that's what I thought she said; the howling of my 10-year-old nephew was creating interference.
Okay, y'all, have at it...
The Coolest SOB in the Conservative Blogosphere
Now I don't know how this happened, but I've already won one award compliments of OldAFSarge; and now I've been nominated for the Coolest SOB in the Conservative Blogosphere. I am honored. Puzzled, but honored. Looking at the list of bloggers is like looking at the Hall of Fame.
There are people there who I read daily, revere, and try hard to emulate. Both Mockarena and Daisy from Chicks on the Right; my Blogfather, Wirecutter, who pushed me into blogging and taught me everything I know; good friends Pissed, MissK and AngryMike. I mean, seriously, I feel like Alice through the Looking Glass, how did I get here?
This isn't a plea for votes; I'm very Groucho Marx about this, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member ". But it is a plea for y'all to go vote for the people who pound their hearts out on the keyboard for your entertainment and enlightenment. Voting is open, so scoot. Tell 'em Angel sent you.
http://im41.com/archives/9033
There are people there who I read daily, revere, and try hard to emulate. Both Mockarena and Daisy from Chicks on the Right; my Blogfather, Wirecutter, who pushed me into blogging and taught me everything I know; good friends Pissed, MissK and AngryMike. I mean, seriously, I feel like Alice through the Looking Glass, how did I get here?
This isn't a plea for votes; I'm very Groucho Marx about this, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member ". But it is a plea for y'all to go vote for the people who pound their hearts out on the keyboard for your entertainment and enlightenment. Voting is open, so scoot. Tell 'em Angel sent you.
http://im41.com/archives/9033
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Goodnight, Ned
Sweet dreams, my little ones.
Tucking all y'all into bed
with a sweet lullaby
and a kiss on the head.
Due to recent events
I have started planning my final exit. My Funeral. I want a good Irish wake, followed by I don't give a shit what you do with the body. I actually cringed when I typed that, thinking it has probably opened my corpse to all sorts of indignities.
But someone asked what kind of flowers I wanted, and I want these: amorphophallus titanum. It looks like a misshapen cock with the odor of rotting mammal flesh. Yum.
But someone asked what kind of flowers I wanted, and I want these: amorphophallus titanum. It looks like a misshapen cock with the odor of rotting mammal flesh. Yum.
A friend of mine is actually growing an amorphophallus,
so that makes me wonder about my friends.
Seriously, people...
Y'all need to push away from the computer
and get on with your lives.
Almost 1500 hits in less that 24 hours.
The most popular post of the week. See #2-5?
Those are all BABES.
And yet triple the hits for the Post That Shall Not Be Named.
Get offline and go outside and play.
It's a gorgeous day to (still) be alive.
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