I posted all sorts of great stuff today, wirecutter, and the only thing that got your attention was squirrel nuts?!
MissK has an audio recording of fucking squirrels, and by that I mean fornicating rodents. The high pitched squeaking would be nothing compared to that little guy's cursing.
Hey, getting your nuts grabbed is a sure attention-getter. That's why women do it. Even somebody (or something) else's nuts getting jammed up gets a man's attention pretty damned quick. Besides, I don't see anybody else here commenting on the Texas Mindset post, do I? So why are you singling me out, huh?
Did I mention the Texas Mindset post? No I did not. I had the Michelle Obama's bulge is bigger than yours post, the Legos for Adults post.... Admit it, you're just phallicly focused. The twig and berries is the center of your universe. (and I'm using "you" universally, not specifically)
Oh I don't know; After two go rounds with head and neck cancer, I had to schedule an MRI to look at a new lump, add that to me being MAXED out on radiation and cemmo, and my Monday kinda sucked. The Doc. says "it doesn't look like cancer" BUT " lets just get an MRI to be sure" Now I get to hang around much like our little friend till somebody lets me loose. So yeh I think My Monday sucked 'Bout like his did.
Anonymous, I don't know who you are or where you are, but if you're one of my readers then you're really one of mine. You are in my thoughts and prayers. *huge hugs* and at the risk of being cute, hang in there.
Angel, That was Me,(Anon 8:17PM) That's why I should never mix bourbon, self pity, and posting and then forget to put my name on it----Ray AND I liked the "hang in there"
Well, then, you are definitely one of mine. :-) And that gets you super duper big hugs and a smooch on the noodle. We're here for you, compassion and comic relief all rolled into one convenient package. Please let me know how things are going, Ray.
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Oh. Dear. God. A married squirrel.
My nads just shrunk so fast they bounced off my lungs!! :o
I posted all sorts of great stuff today, wirecutter, and the only thing that got your attention was squirrel nuts?!
MissK has an audio recording of fucking squirrels, and by that I mean fornicating rodents. The high pitched squeaking would be nothing compared to that little guy's cursing.
Um.... OW!!!
Hey, getting your nuts grabbed is a sure attention-getter. That's why women do it. Even somebody (or something) else's nuts getting jammed up gets a man's attention pretty damned quick.
Besides, I don't see anybody else here commenting on the Texas Mindset post, do I? So why are you singling me out, huh?
Did I mention the Texas Mindset post? No I did not. I had the Michelle Obama's bulge is bigger than yours post, the Legos for Adults post....
Admit it, you're just phallicly focused. The twig and berries is the center of your universe. (and I'm using "you" universally, not specifically)
HWA
Quit beating around the bush and say whats on your mind
Farmer John
Why, John, I'm sure I don't know what you mean. ;-)
When he heard "nut up or shut up" he took it a little to far.
Oh I don't know; After two go rounds with head and neck cancer, I had to schedule an MRI to look at a new lump, add that to me being MAXED out on radiation and cemmo, and my Monday kinda sucked. The Doc. says "it doesn't look like cancer" BUT " lets just get an MRI to be sure" Now I get to hang around much like our little friend till somebody lets me loose. So yeh I think My Monday sucked 'Bout like his did.
Anonymous, I don't know who you are or where you are, but if you're one of my readers then you're really one of mine. You are in my thoughts and prayers. *huge hugs* and at the risk of being cute, hang in there.
Interesting fact: squirrels have the largest testicles, for their size, of any mammal.
He might be wishing his were a bit smaller right about now.
Angel, That was Me,(Anon 8:17PM) That's why I should never mix bourbon, self pity, and posting and then forget to put my name on it----Ray AND I liked the "hang in there"
Well, then, you are definitely one of mine. :-) And that gets you super duper big hugs and a smooch on the noodle. We're here for you, compassion and comic relief all rolled into one convenient package. Please let me know how things are going, Ray.
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