Monday, May 6, 2013

And you think your Monday sucked?

Yes, boys, that's exactly what it looks like.

 
I need to h/t Sara for this one.
I stole it from her Facebook feed.

14 comments:

wirecutter said...

Oh. Dear. God. A married squirrel.

Wraith said...

My nads just shrunk so fast they bounced off my lungs!! :o

hiswiserangel said...

I posted all sorts of great stuff today, wirecutter, and the only thing that got your attention was squirrel nuts?!

MissK has an audio recording of fucking squirrels, and by that I mean fornicating rodents. The high pitched squeaking would be nothing compared to that little guy's cursing.

Irish said...

Um.... OW!!!

wirecutter said...

Hey, getting your nuts grabbed is a sure attention-getter. That's why women do it. Even somebody (or something) else's nuts getting jammed up gets a man's attention pretty damned quick.
Besides, I don't see anybody else here commenting on the Texas Mindset post, do I? So why are you singling me out, huh?

hiswiserangel said...

Did I mention the Texas Mindset post? No I did not. I had the Michelle Obama's bulge is bigger than yours post, the Legos for Adults post....
Admit it, you're just phallicly focused. The twig and berries is the center of your universe. (and I'm using "you" universally, not specifically)

Anonymous said...

HWA
Quit beating around the bush and say whats on your mind

Farmer John

hiswiserangel said...

Why, John, I'm sure I don't know what you mean. ;-)

Angel eyes said...

When he heard "nut up or shut up" he took it a little to far.

Anonymous said...

Oh I don't know; After two go rounds with head and neck cancer, I had to schedule an MRI to look at a new lump, add that to me being MAXED out on radiation and cemmo, and my Monday kinda sucked. The Doc. says "it doesn't look like cancer" BUT " lets just get an MRI to be sure" Now I get to hang around much like our little friend till somebody lets me loose. So yeh I think My Monday sucked 'Bout like his did.

hiswiserangel said...

Anonymous, I don't know who you are or where you are, but if you're one of my readers then you're really one of mine. You are in my thoughts and prayers. *huge hugs* and at the risk of being cute, hang in there.

The Tundra PA said...

Interesting fact: squirrels have the largest testicles, for their size, of any mammal.

He might be wishing his were a bit smaller right about now.

Anonymous said...

Angel, That was Me,(Anon 8:17PM) That's why I should never mix bourbon, self pity, and posting and then forget to put my name on it----Ray AND I liked the "hang in there"

hiswiserangel said...

Well, then, you are definitely one of mine. :-) And that gets you super duper big hugs and a smooch on the noodle. We're here for you, compassion and comic relief all rolled into one convenient package. Please let me know how things are going, Ray.