Top and bra simultaneously (I'm talented), then jeans and shoes together, then I walk around in panties and socks for a while because I can, and then Tigger pj bottoms and a t-shirt.
What's irritating is having to fish my shoes out of the legs of my jeans.
I wear boots that zip up the inside of the ankle--one pair is a pair of combat boots. I cannot take boots and jeans off at the same time. I have busted my ass trying.
Bad ankles + 2-3 hours at a time on my feet in front of a chalk board, depending on the days of the week I'm teaching...yeah, sneakers or flats are great for at home, but not for work.
And it's work clothes that are so damn uncomfortable.
Oh geez, I feel for you on that one. I taught way back in the day of business suits and pantyhose. I fucking hate pantyhose. I will never, no matter what, ever wear a pair of pantyhose again.
I'm not going to wade too far into this conversation. I don't have the right parts to qualify. ;-) However, I TOTALLY agree with the attitude! First thing I do when I get home is lose the work monkey suit! It's such a relief to get out of sweaty, dirty clothes and (after a shower) into comfortable, lounging around the house clothes!
When but a wee lad training for the 'get-stripped-down-in-30-seconds-so-you-could-jump-into-the-water-to-save-someone', I knew that would be a skill that would be applicable in other areas of life when older.
However, Angel, you've taken that to a whole new level.
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Shoes first. Then bra. Then slacks. Then into sweats, because it's still FUCKING COLD half the time.
Top and bra simultaneously (I'm talented), then jeans and shoes together, then I walk around in panties and socks for a while because I can, and then Tigger pj bottoms and a t-shirt.
What's irritating is having to fish my shoes out of the legs of my jeans.
I wear boots that zip up the inside of the ankle--one pair is a pair of combat boots. I cannot take boots and jeans off at the same time. I have busted my ass trying.
I once stripped off thigh high boots and jeans in one motion, but that's a different story. Mostly I wear sneakers.
Bad ankles + 2-3 hours at a time on my feet in front of a chalk board, depending on the days of the week I'm teaching...yeah, sneakers or flats are great for at home, but not for work.
And it's work clothes that are so damn uncomfortable.
Oh geez, I feel for you on that one. I taught way back in the day of business suits and pantyhose. I fucking hate pantyhose. I will never, no matter what, ever wear a pair of pantyhose again.
We scratch in front first.
Isn't that considered masturbation foreplay?
You guys and my roommates.
I've been sleeping in a pair of shorts and nothing else all winter, but I lounge around the house in a T-shirt and jeans.
I put on an overshirt to go out.
"I once stripped off thigh high boots and jeans in one motion"...... I am now waiting patiently for this story to be continued.... :-)
I'm not going to wade too far into this conversation. I don't have the right parts to qualify. ;-) However, I TOTALLY agree with the attitude! First thing I do when I get home is lose the work monkey suit! It's such a relief to get out of sweaty, dirty clothes and (after a shower) into comfortable, lounging around the house clothes!
Ladies, have a nice day!
Now the question remains- Do you sit on the couch Al Bundy style??? =P
When but a wee lad training for the 'get-stripped-down-in-30-seconds-so-you-could-jump-into-the-water-to-save-someone', I knew that would be a skill that would be applicable in other areas of life when older.
However, Angel, you've taken that to a whole new level.
Let me tell you, Angel, if you did that in front of me, I would start by rubbing your feet and wouldn't stop until I reached Monday.
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