Perhaps Stan Lee's greatest cameo appearance

I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions

That being said, I think #9 is vitally important.

Thought it was a cocktail, haven't coughed since 2012

I'm sick

Woke up 4 am Thursday, intestinal explosions, fever, aches, chills, general plague. Not getting better. Just puked on Max, dammit when I say move, MOVE, and he ate it. I'm so done. Here, words. Enjoy.

Why yes I am, thank you for noticing!

Angel's dating tips for the New Year

Would that be food or drink?

This year's top fashion trend

And now Debbie Reynolds is gone

We've got a buttload of Liberals, Commies, and Traitors. 

C'mon 2016, do your job.

When you live in the land of Scotch whisky,

simplicity is appreciated.

Sheet music for every porn movie ever

For those annoying Yeti owners

Mom* is either clueless or has a wicked sense of humor.

And I wonder if it comes in other colors.

*This Mom is not my Mom.

9:30 is pushing it

Deplorables Unite!

h/t Jesse in DC

I'm pretty sure some of these are alien hieroglyphs

Well, that's a different definition of "orgy"

Ain't it the truth?

I think the only one that really hit me hard was Glenn Frey.

He was my "sexual awakening";

the first time my pink bulbous parts started tingling in response to a boy.

And oh boy!

I wanted to wade barefoot and nekkid through that hair.

This is my wake up call. I'm older, down-side of 50.

Carrie Fisher was just 10 years older than me.

I've got a lot of living to catch up on, huh?

One of my most annoying traits

2017 can't come fast enough

Carrie Fisher, age 60, latest victim of 2016

Four more days, who's next?

All of us women with "great personalities"

It doesn't matter if your layers are lop-sided 

and your frosting is a mess, 

you know in your heart if they'd just take a bite, 

they'd know how delicious you are. 

Rock on with your messy frosting and unravel the universe!

Just so y'all know I have no resolution to change

Why can't our CeLIBritards be this convicted?

Let's play Photo Caption

"It's okay, sweetie, I'll walk you to your "safe space"."

I always end up looking like a soccer mom

A Very Max Christmas

"The pup was snuggled all warm in his bed,

With Bumble in his arms and a bone at his head...."

Hope you got everything on your list

I bet it's GI Joe

Peace on Earth

Merry Christmas from the Angel household

Luke 2: 8-14

May 2017 hold peace, love and healing for

your families and for our country.

May God bless us, everyone.

That quirky mix of horny and homicidal

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

When the girls were young, we were broker than the 10 Commandments. We couldn't even pay attention on time. But books and reading have always been important to my family, and thank God mom kept all of my childhood books up in the attic. Fourteen boxes of books from Dr. Seuss to Trixie Belden. The Cute Chicks have always loved to be read to, and now they grab books on their own. Until Baby Queen got her iPad, we didn't know she could read. She has tactile sensory issues and hates the feel and sound of turning pages; with the iPad, she breezes through books. We found out she's reading on an 8th grade level, basically self-taught.

Please spread this far and wide, for families who can't afford to buy books. Dolly Parton has established this program to make sure all children have their very own library.

Register HERE

Merry Christmas Eve!

"And what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh and prancing wirecutter reindeer..."

This is a perennial favorite from the twisted mind of WiscoDave.

If I'm going down, I'm taking him with me.

If it tasted like rum-spiked eggnog, we would

And that's how we destroyed the ozone layer

Texas Track Club of Abilene, 1964
Part of a Sports Illustrated shoot

How many cans of Aquanet do you think they used?

Withdraw and evict? Pretty please????

Life with kids

I would probably be skipping

As Bert watched, horrified

Sometimes, we all need a little reminder

This is the only party decoration I need

I still do this

2016 has left a few marks

When did the families become fair game?

Can anyone imagine if someone had accosted 

Mooch and the Moochlettes like this? 

Or Chelsea and her rugrats? 

Can anyone imagine a Democrat flying commercial coach?!

Unless you're Mooch

I know I find it relaxing

These days, you need to be more specific

FYI, I want the Easy Baked Oven

h/t to Jesse in DC

who informs me he would like to have the doorbell.

The Beard Revolution

Or "Burn the Fucker to the Ground"

#13 is the clincher

It's the final countdown