Spread the word

I know it doesn't, but fuck it

Meanwhile in Oklahoma

If you don't get it, google "noodling",

Or as Poppy calls it, "fish fisting".

Mark wins

Wirecutter, the really really really early years

This is what happens when your nemesis 

gets friendly with your mom on Facebook.

That would be The Legend's 1st birthday.

It's called "getting fucked up"

"Dude, what the fuck happened last night? 

And why do I have a tattoo of Garfield fucking Odie on my ass? What the fuck?"

Why you never "friend" your mom on Facebook

Well, he was only half black

Angel's Guide to Good Driving

Islamonopoly

I would have pressed it as soon as I plugged it in

Charlie always knew

I don't know how, but she did. I could be in complete seclusion putting the pill in a chunk of cheese, then mixing it with other chunks of cheese. When I would put the chunks in front of her, she'd snorf down the unpolluted cheese and stare at the pill cheese. Then she'd pick it up in her teeth, lips pulled way back, and carry it under the deck and bury it. Then she'd look at me accusingly.

It takes a lot of work

Jesse in DC

apparently knows me too well.

I swear, some people have no sense of humor

Don't let my sweet innocent face fool you

More wirecutter wisdom

Their future seems promising

Perhaps the best engagement picture ever taken.

I've added crime scene tape as an accent

28 Days

School starts in 28 days.

j

Today is one of those days when I fully understand

why some animals eat their young.

Built by Ron Swanson

I'll be at the bookstore

Wirecutter, the school years

Politically Incorrect Post #2

D'oh!

This is why vegans are insufferable

Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand

Trust: Bro level

California cosplay

That's where I'd carry it

h/t Larry from Canada

Bieber can count to ten....maybe

Fuck the government

Why isn't this a common thing?

This would be my nephew's idea of heaven

Sad but true

Is it Friday yet?

I'm a stay at home mom, does Friday really matter?

Mount up, we ride at dawn!

She just wants to watch the world burn

Gravity is a bitch

Every dog has a little derp in him

The dangers of being late to a meeting

Taking your hobby to the next level

I was pissed if I didn't have a cookie

Angel, the later years

Ginger is the spice of life

~Thanks Boilerdoc

Maybe that's her special talent

When San Francisco cried

~snerkle~

What exactly are you soothing?!

Who was in charge of market research?

Another fine idea banned for the greater good

A pretty good write up on it HERE.