Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Spend wisely, dudes.



Some help from Grizz Bear. See what y'all can do with this:


22 comments:

Volfram said...

Based on my experience, "No kids" should cost $6, and "Loyal" should cost $7.

drjim said...

Can't be done for the allotted budget!

hiswiserangel said...

If I was building a man, I'd have a buck left over.

Keads said...

Unpossible!

Jesse in DC said...

Jeeze! 5 bucks, 10 would not quite do it...Besides, who knew you could build women at the dollar store...

Unknown said...

Can I have loan??

Anonymous said...

2 4 6 8 ....for real

Unknown said...

Intelligent

Pretty

Good cook

Pretty much in that order. I can cook, so maybe I could trade "sense of style" for that, depending what "style" meant. If it is about fashion, forget it. If it is about how to whoop ass or insult those who need it with a sense of style, I'm in.

Chris said...

2. I like to cook, too, but it's something a couple can do together.

5. No worries.

7. I dated a stupid girl once. Once.

hiswiserangel said...

I am the epitome of 2-5-7, and not much else.

Unknown said...

Then #1 puts you over my budget. :(

Ian Restil said...

Och, lassie, do not price yourself. Your worth only begins with ruby-colored coif that frames your luminous face.

Read Proverbs 31:10-31, and get back to us.

B said...

angel: you forgot to put #9 on the list describing you....

Angel eyes said...

I saved a buck, guess where?
Then lost $7 after menopause...

Naughty corner?

Phil said...

Five bucks should cover it nicely.
One of the things about getting older is that you realize what is really important.

Anonymous said...

Five bucks?!?! That's just not enough money!!!

Leigh said...

Can somebody spot me an extra 14 bucks?

Leigh
Whitehall, NY

Captcha....I F@#$in' hate captcha!

hiswiserangel said...

Awwww, now y'all are making me blush. Quit it out...

Grog said...

Hmm, I have to agree with Kyle and B. :(

Anonymous said...

2,5,7. How much would "good shot" be worth?

Cederq said...

Angel, I am just going to need $21 bucks, that is all there is to that, I am too damn old to compromise and I want the whole damn package.

Differ said...

2,7,9; I guess I must be old....but an intelligent woman would know the benefits of and be able to learn:
to stay fit (3;sortof),
some style and
#s 8 & 10