A joke

 

An Irish man went to confession

in St. Patrick's Catholic church....

'Father', he confessed, 'it has

been one month since my last confession. 

I had sex with
Nookie Green twice last month.' 

The priest told the sinner, 'You

are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' 

Soon thereafter, another Irish man

entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I've had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.' 

This time, the priest questioned,

'Who is this Nookie Green?' 

'A new woman in the neighborhood,'

the sinner replied. 

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go

and say ten Hail Mary's.; 

At mass the next morning, as the

priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall,
voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered
the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell
upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat
down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green
and very short, and she wore matching, shiny
emerald-green shoes. 

The priest and the altar boy

gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching
green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but
just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. 

The priest turned to the altar boy

and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' 

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe

his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's
just a reflection from her shoes'..