No, there's this:
That, my intrepid readers, is the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator. The selfie camera you can stick up your who-haw during self-pleasuring and take pictures and video of your inner love tunnel. But wait! There's more! You can share video of the epicenter of your orgasm with anyone anywhere at any time by uploading the video to a pc or smartphone. Yay! Pussygrams! In living color!
So please, please, for the love of decency, tell me this is rock bottom. We can't sink any further. Right?
16 comments:
There's a dipshit born every minute.
-CM
I remember reading about these over ten years ago.
...And then trying to find some of those videos...
CM,
I'm sure someone will eventually use it that way, too!
You want lower? Bieber bought one for his boyfriend.
millerized
"giant orange pussy as Speaker of the House". That's F-ing priceless!
If I say yes I'll be shown up as wrong tomorrow.
Think I'll just have a scotch and ponder it. Maybe just the scotch.
maxx
Some girly boy will use it to pleasure himself up the ol poop shoot and post that video. Getting pretty close to whale shit depth, but someone will search to get even lower. It is a contest after all.
Oh My. Man, it is enough to make you take up being a hermit...
Somebody will use this to find Richard Gere's gerbil...
Bob and Tom were talking about this this morning. As low as we can go? Hardly, we've just begun to defile ourselves. Seriously, a year or so ago, I quit wondering if we've sunk to new lows. Nope, it's barely begun. Same way with the Orange Frackstick and the Frakkin' Gang. Get burned out if we get upset over each new low. Powder, needs to be kept dry.
I heard they stuck one of those up obambi's ass so they could take Boeners official portrait.
This thing is soooo hawt.
I do not want to make you angry, but
there are some People out there who could view your comment as a challenge....
Sorry, there is no bottom......
The CIA had one made that was the size of a fire hydrant and gave it to Helen Thomas, many years ago. They secretly downloaded and used the footage of it to obtain confessions and intel from terrorists whom they had captured from the battlefield in Crapcanistan.
The ICC attempted to pursue war crimes charges against them, but the CIA threatened to show the videos in court, if they did, and all charges were immediately dropped.
Every time I think that we have to save western civilization from the Muslim barbarians, I see something like this on the net or I hear that the Svakom in the White House has thought up a new way to betray us, I say, "What western civilization? It is gone." We will never hit bottom because each time we do, the slime pull out jackhammers and bore on through.
Sorry to be so negative on a Friday.
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