I shit you not. They're upset that Kermit, a piece of cloth with a dude's hand up his upholstered ass (get a prostate exam!!!!) dumped his piece of cloth girlfriend for another piece of cloth girlfriend.
Leaving his long-term not-really-a-person love Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier, hotter not-really-a-person pig. Granted, the new hottie IS a Ginger, and no man can resist a redhead. But c'mon, this isn't really something to get bent out of shape (see what I did there?) over. They are muppets. Muppets can't be misogynists because they are motherfucking muppets. They aren't real. Kermit isn't really a dude, Miss Piggy isn't really a dumped dame. Denise, while a smokin' hot redhead, isn't the femme fatale. There is no War Against Women in Muppetland.
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The insanity of the left knows no bounds.....
I suppose they're whining that Kermit is no longer a suitable "role model".
IT'S A FREAKING PUPPET YOU IDIOTS!
It's not just leftists. I cannot tell you how many times I have heard people arguing about what some fictional TV character's scripted actions did for the watcher's emotional well-being.
Best free publicity that whoever makes muppets now could wish for. The muppets have successfully transformed into to social media era. And if it really does make feminists unhappy, then win-win.
I'm all for this. Kermit just left a 37 year relationship with an abusive pig who frequently hit him. Now he's rebounding and hopefully moving on with his life.... and it's with a ginger.
Thankfully they didn't have kermit start dating Burt.
Exile1981
what's the big deal?...even a puppet can have a case of middle age crazies.....and besides they weren't MARRIED, although, ms piggy may try to assert common law marriage...I'm not up on puppet law....do they offer that at harvard?...
vaquero viejo
What's green and smells like ginger?
Kermit's face.
Much like Exile, I'm all in favor of Kermit leaving the abusive, violent, possessive, manic-depressive, and borderline psychotic Miss Piggie.
Are they real? No.
Are they role models? Yes. And any real-world person in Kermit's situation would do well to get out.
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