Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
I've done it before
Plaintiff #1 was a Miller drinker.
That sounds like the title to a #1 Country & Western song.
Naah, that's a Dove bar, and men don't use Dove bars. Dove soap makes your pecker longer, and real men already have long peckers.That gal is probably using the beer as a rinse for her hair. Flat beer is really good at getting the soap out of hair.Now, if that had been a bar of Ivory, or Irish Spring it might have been a man's shower. But not Dove. Never Dove.
Dove bar and Miller means hipster. Shoot'm on sight to put him out of his misery!
widen the basket, mine are usually 2 beer showers.....( and, for goodness sake, Shiner, please!)vaquero viejo
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I've done it before
Plaintiff #1 was a Miller drinker.
That sounds like the title to a #1 Country & Western song.
Naah, that's a Dove bar, and men don't use Dove bars. Dove soap makes your pecker longer, and real men already have long peckers.
That gal is probably using the beer as a rinse for her hair. Flat beer is really good at getting the soap out of hair.
Now, if that had been a bar of Ivory, or Irish Spring it might have been a man's shower. But not Dove. Never Dove.
Dove bar and Miller means hipster. Shoot'm on sight to put him out of his misery!
widen the basket, mine are usually 2 beer showers.....( and, for goodness sake, Shiner, please!)
vaquero viejo
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