His theory is this: The usually lazy and uninvolved Left voters (you know, why leave mom's basement when the pizza rolls are almost done?) will look at the YUGE lead in the polls and think, "Hmmm, Hillary's got this, she doesn't need my vote and I'd much rather spend my time doing...." and then just not show up to vote. Meanwhile, it's pissing off the Trump voters, many of whom (like Poppy) aren't voting FOR Trump, but voting a big ole FUCK YOU to the establishment, and the more you tell some people to quit and go home, the harder the fight. So the libs think they can skate, and the Patriots gird for battle. Could it be they're shooting themselves in the foot?
And now some voting tips from Poppy:
- If you vote by machine, try to record by photo or video your vote in case there's the old Hillary Switcheroo.
- If you live in a place with electonic polling machines, you are entitled to ask for a paper ballot. They are required to provide you with one. Many senior citizens don't know this is still an option.
- Early voting and absentee ballots are the easiest to tamper with, so please if possible, wait until Election Day to vote.
- If you're voting for Trump, wait until November 8.
- If you're voting for Clinton, wait until November 9.