Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
But the beaver wants half of my shit when I do that.
My wife made a beautiful beaver fur cap for herself, and with the trimmings made me a knitted voyageur cap with fur trim.I have a friend, who safely flirts with her all the time (once she said, "Okay, but I'll break you.") I asked him if he wanted to pet my wife's beaver. He looked shocked, but said "Yes." I handed him the hat.Wife just about peed herself laughing at our friend.Yeah, I'm a bit of a jerk, and I'm voting for Trump, also.
It would sell better if the title was "Pet Your Beaver."Marketing. It's ALL about marketing.
Sedition, I think even better if (insert your favorite hottie) is holding the furry critter while dressed in not much at all and saying, "pet MY beaver...."vaquero viejo
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