Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Microaggression Snowflake Trigger Warning

As if they hadn't driven their collective bus off the cliff with post-election safe spaces, Snowflake feminists are now calling for a ban on the classic Winter song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because it "promotes rape". Or something. I seriously doubt any of the little darlings have actually seen the movie that features it.

An original piece from the 1949 MGM movie musical, Neptune's Daughter, the song is sung by TWO different couples; one in which the man is the "aggressor", and shockingly overlooked, one in which the woman is the aggressor. It's not a story of rape; it's the charmingly sung and slyly choreographed age-old mating dance between a man and a woman. It's about a charming seducer, and the coyly seduced. Nothing more, nothing less.

Snowflakes, my advice to you (as if you'd take it), is trade your training pants in for some big gender-inclusive pants, pull those bitches up, and join the adult world of getting the fuck over yourselves. And while you're at it, pull your favorite gender-fluid person of emotional interest close (after having received an affirmative "yes") and watch the movie. You might learn a little something.


8 comments:

Bobo the Hobo said...

"And while you're at it, pull your favorite gender-fluid person of emotional interest close (after having received an affirmative "yes") and watch the movie. You might learn a little something."

Not to mention getting an eyefull of the ever-yummy Ricardo Montalbán

Fjord said...

But rap is ok.

pigpen51 said...

Fjord, rap is not music. so I guess it doesn't count.

Fjord said...

@pigpen.

Good point.

Walter Zoomie said...

There really IS nothing more pathetic than the delicate third wave feminazis and their male cucks who search the world over trying to find things about which to be offended.

Anonymous said...

and best version of song is in Rod Stewart's Great American Songbook...duet with Dolly Parton..cute...

vaquero viejo

Critter said...

Rod and Dolly's version is one of my faves.

Stu G. Sydney Australia. said...

Fjord,
The English is a complicated language, being as it is, not a 'pure' language, but cobbled together with input from countless unknown sources. It has many oddities, contradictions, and too many other puzzling aspects to delve into. As here in this example. The word for 'Rap' music has a silent 'C'.