Monday, March 6, 2017

Florida Man strikes again

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10 comments:

Terry said...

Did they leave out a comma?

Mike aka Proof said...

No hands and no legs? Is his name Matt???

Granny said...

If they find him in a swimming pool, his name is Bob.
Or, if found at a gas station, his name is Phil.
Pile of leaves, Russel.
What the heck would he use to fire a weapon?

fjord said...

That's genius. Who would suspect him?

Anonymous said...

the irony is running off the page and onto the floor.....


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Anonymous said...



Have they checked 2nd base at the local Ball Park?

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Seneca III said...

...series of dwarf butt-bitings.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that is he hiding right under their noses.

WiscoDave said...

He dead...
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-sean-petrozzino-killed-parents-self-20151005-story.html.

rickn8or said...

"What the heck would he use to fire a weapon?"

"Hey lady, I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Sometimes, when I read this stuff, I imagine I can hear my High School English Comp teacher weeping quietly.