All OCD aside, I prefer imperfect humans

Is that not the most adorable face you've ever seen?

Oh, those chubby wubby cheeks and ginger curls....

When the milkshake doesn't work

Again, my OCDemons are screaming,

"Get your fucking hair off the bacon!"

How's your Monday going?

Better than his, I bet.

I both love and hate this

It's beautiful, but my OCDemons are screaming 

"How the fuck are we supposed to clean the inside of the glass? What if trash blows down and gets stuck? GAHHHHH!!!!"

Your Monday morning wirecutter meme

Happy Father's Day, Poppy!

Yeah, he was thrilled.

I've never actually bought these

But I find them all over the house.

One of my worst bad habits

Cruel fate

The things I do for blogging hits

I mentioned to my Fairy Blogfather that I'd never had a 6000 hit day, until today. I then mentioned that with a slight nudge from him, I might blow past my first 6000 hit day right into 7000. He then proceeded to make me admit I'm a blogging slut begging for links and hits, and posted a link to Miss Lisa's post. One hour, from 5808 to 7637. I'm never going to hear the end of this.

Does that make me a mass murderer?

Dude, it's just marjoram

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

Miss Lisa, the early years

This is why Miss Lisa is the perfect partner for Wirecutter.

She takes no shit, and gives no quarter,

Y'all best remember that

Weekend Wirecutter meme