Monday, April 18, 2016

Warning: Transmicroaggression trigger ahead


LGBTQ activists have called upon Mr. Schwarzenegger to denounce the movie as being anti-trannie. There has been no comment from the former governor or his agent. In related news, the actor, Miko Hughes, was dragged out of his residence by a mob of Cher impersonators and publicly flogged with 10-inch dildos. He was last seen sobbing, "I didn't know! I was just a boy! Have pity on me, I was just a boy!" At that declaration of sexual identity, he was further flogged.

The LGBTQ has demanded that the movie and all it's copies be changed to say, "A child may or may not have a penis and or vagina, and that has nothing to do with said child's gender identity." If this is not accomplished by May, all copies of the movie will be gathered and burned on the steps of the Capitol.

This just in, LGBTQ leaders have joined forces with NOW to demand the immediate removal of the Washington Monument*. Said Terry O'Neill, president of NOW, "Just look at it! A big white marble phallus jutting aggressively from the soft fertile flesh of Mother Gaia! It's a travesty!" To which the reporter responded, "Isn't that what transsexualism is all about?" The reporter has been missing since Tuesday.

*I missed you guys.

Hugs and kisses to all who poked my cyber corpse


When you need mo' jito


And if you live in a nudist colony?


Yeah so this is what happened

Last week, my almost new (1 year old) laptop died a horrible and untimely death at the hands of Windows10. Why did I download Microsoft's version of the anti-Christ? Because I'm a trusting dumbass. Anywhoo, a week after the takeover, MS sends a message that it has Win10 updates. Are you fucking kidding me? I've had it for one fucking week and you're already updating it? So dumdum me downloads the updates. Somewhere during the download, our internet cut out, just for a second, not even really noticeable, but it screwed everything up. Oh noes! Microsoft has no idea how to back out of a botched download! The whole system crashed. Everything after March, my last backup, is lost. And the fun thing? $179 to restore to factory settings. Fuck that.

Now, the Angel household isn't entirely without computer. We have Teen Queen's computer, operative words being "Teen Queen's". When she's not on it, you can sneak a few minutes. Except spouse was home last week on vacation, so when she wasn't on it, he was. Doing his Craigslist thing.
"Hi, I'm R, I'm a Craigslist addict."
"Hi, R. Welcome."

So I knew what I had to do. I needed a new new laptop, already with Win10. I needed to go shopping. Because of the generosity of two readers who felt compelled to donate to the blog, even though I don't take donations, I picked out a little Dell, $199, $216 with tax. I'm looking at putting Linux on my other laptop. Always good to have a backup, yeah?

So that's my story; not as exciting as when wirecutter disappears for days, but for now, I'm back.

Because we said so


Monday, April 11, 2016

Does ice cream melt in Hell?


Hillary Clinton intern hard at work


Yes, it's just that simple


There's no cow collective.
No taking my cow, butchering it and giving the meat away.
No milking my cow, shooting the cow and pouring the milk on the ground.
No. Just me and my cow.
If you want a cow, cool.
But it's not my job to provide you with one.

I need to get these for wirecutter

A fairy blogfather should have a pair of salt and pepper wands.


Saturday, April 9, 2016

Haruka Weiser was as much a victim of Liberalism

I've been stewing on this all week, and the more I think about it, the madder I get. Liberal ideology got an 18-year-old girl killed last weekend. Most of you have probably seen or heard news reports about the murder of a University of Texas co-ed Saturday night. If not, here's a quick rundown:

  1.  Haruka Weiser was a first year theater-dance major at the University of Texas, Austin.
  2. Weiser left the rehearsal hall Sunday evening and her body was found Tuesday morning in a creek bed on the campus.
  3. A 17-year-old African-American Son of Obama was charged with 1st degree murder in her death. The defendant has been in the foster care and juvenile corrections systems most of his life.
Looking at the perpetrator, you can expect bleeding hearts to blame the system and not the person who committed the act. Weiser wasn't murdered because her attacker was a black man; plenty of black men live their whole lives without committing a crime. Weiser wasn't murdered because her attacker had been a foster child. Numerous foster children grow up to be stable and productive citizens. Weiser died because of a perfect storm. She was a naive and unprepared young woman who crossed paths with Evil on a Liberal college campus that promoted tolerance and fostered victimhood. She was basically set up.

Now, looking at the victim, one can make certain assumptions. Haruka Weiser was a dancer, so assume she was slight of stature. Most serious dancers will be around 5 foot nothing and weigh at or under 100 pounds. Her attacker is a healthy young man, probably around 6 feet and 180-200 pounds. Easily overpowering. She was from an upper middle class family from Oregon. Most likely raised in a liberal household that would have trained her to see all African-American males as victims of white privilege and not an overt threat to her existence. This family, more than likely would not only have not trained her to defend herself, but would have taught her to shun her natural instincts of survival, seeing them as racist and wrong-minded. Even if Ms. Weiser had been licensed to carry a weapon, and since Texas made it legal to carry concealed on state university campuses, University of Texas (being the Flagship of Liberal Idiocy in Texas) ruled against allowing their legally licensed students to conceal carry on their campuses. So even if she'd been licensed, she probably wouldn't have been carrying. Some people don't question authority when it comes to their well-being, trusting The Powers That Be to keep them safe from Evil. (The number of times I said "licensed" should be a clue that I believe in Constitutional Carry. The 2nd Amendment should be more than enough.)

But that didn't help Ms. Weiser. A very young, naive and unprepared woman crossed paths with Evil in an environment she was brainwashed to believe would keep her safe. I hold Liberalism almost as responsible for her death as I do her attacker. I believe, if the environment she grew up in and inhabited in Austin had been a little less "enlightened" and more realistic, she might have had more of a chance. Twenty-twenty hindsight will drive you crazy. Would she still be alive if she'd been trained in self-defense emphasizing situational awareness? I don't know. Would she still be alive if she'd been trained to handle a weapon and was not only ready to use it, but convinced it was HER GOD GIVEN RIGHT to use it to defend herself? I don't know that either. What I do know is that both of those things and the support of women to defend themselves instead of being sobbing peeing victims would have maybe tipped the scales in her favor. But we'll never know, and that's a big part of the tragedy.

Why am I pouring this out to you, my faithful readers, whom I believe to be very staunch supporters of a woman's right to self-defense? Why am I "preaching to the choir"? Mostly because I hope, using several key words, some Liberals will stumble upon this post and read it. Most will blow it off as being Right Wing Hate Speech, but somewhere out there, someone may stop and think. Someone may have a change of heart. Someone, somewhere, might seek out self-defense classes, defensive handgun classes, arm themselves mentally and physically, and be able to stop or survive another attack. Because Evil exists, it walks among us, and it doesn't respect tolerance, but it does respect a .45 ACP slug.

Be careful out there and know I'm praying for you,

Hugs,

Angel

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