Sunday, October 9, 2016

When you know the diet isn't working


This reminds me of the time my bff and I had lunch in Dumas.
She'd locked her keys in her Avalanche and I had to climb
through the sliding back window to reach the unlock button with a stick.
The truck was parked on the Dumas highway, and my jeans-clad ass
(she was wearing a skirt that day so I was up)
was sticking out for all the passing truck drivers.
It was actually quite validating.

To be honest, 50 Shades was pretty tame


Actually, not even that well


Tuesday, October 4, 2016

I've been there for more than a year

You know, ask a simple question and get verbally and visually attacked on a "fellow patriot's" blog, never mind that it has a readership of 3, and you pretty much want to knock the dust off your boots and walk away. I just never felt compelled to put it down in writing. Never held the same status or level of reverence that Wirecutter has in the Patriot movement; was never really taken seriously by the other players, so figured my announcement of withdrawal would draw a huge simultaneous gasp of ..... meh.

But when Wirecutter says he's done? Yeah, that's something big. And he's got very good reasons. Maybe like pruning dead and diseased branches is the only way to save a tree, cutting the diseased "tops" off the Patriot tree is the only way to save the movement. Cut shoots off the healthy tree and plant locally. Grow your own, tend it, nurture it. Where you live.

http://knuckledraggin.com/2016/10/im-done/

And don't panic, he's not done bullshittin' and posting milfs, he's just done messing with wannabes.

It's going to be a catered affair with an open bar