And I'm afraid something jarred loose in my head because my snarker isn't snarking, my political outrage isn't firing, and frankly, I want to tell the whole fucking world to fuck the fuck off. I feel like I need to post something of substance and contribute to the benefit of the world, but all I can think is my ribs hurt and I hate Texas heat.
On an interesting side note, I just ordered an 8-foot, 8-plait leather Australian stock whip and have found a whip cracking instructor. Don't ask me why, just go with it.
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Neat. You can do the Florida Cracker Trail Ride next February. 110 miles, west coast to Ft. Pierce on the east coast. See:
http://www.crackertrail.org/ride.htm
Terry
Florida
Always wanted to learn how to do that. I figger it'll be a useful skill to have in a post "Fallout" world. Those darn VaultDwellers (tm) won't know how to counter something like that.
Whip cracking instructor?
You're not flying all the way to San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair are you?
Terry, that looks like a blast!!!
I figure I can take the heads off some Zombies with it, Rabid.
And Angel eyes, you offering to be my tour guide?
You have the leather, I have the event schedule.
~checking airline flights~ Can I fly into anywhere that ISN'T San Francisco?
I'm guessing you haven't googled Folsom Street Faire yet.
Be kind, I'm warped.
I have, and I know.
Angel eyes, I'm not as sweet and innocent as I seem.
Nice. I learned a long time ago, with Dad's 10' bullwhip. Now I have one of my own. 8 plait, straight from the hills of Mexico. My cousins and I used to have bullwhip fights, and they always had 8 footers, so I learned to judge that 24" gap real good. Tell me, are you getting the "Lady Rawhide" costume to go with it?
Oh. Umm, Oh.
Good God, man, I'm a mom, I've had sex at least twice. ~facepalm~
Hugs and sweet dreams, I'm headed for bed.
Twice? You rapscallion you.
I'm so ashamed. :-)
Mr. Miracle, probably just chaps and full-sleeve gauntlets to keep from accidentally flaying myself.
handcuffs....check
big ass leather whip....check
thigh-high, F'k me boots....more than likely
chaps and gauntlets....on order
mask and cape....probably way in the back of your closet, with the rest of your ...umm, "stuff"!
All I can picture is Zorro's slightly-twisted sister, with red hair! But that's OK, we like twisted here!
http://www.flickriver.com/photos/31096002@N04/4938483095/
Leigh
Whitehall
Leigh, get out of my closet darlin'.
I was thinking more like this one:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/77/187551-140471-lady-rawhide.jpg
Yeah.....no. Mr. Miracle, one does not crack whips mostly nekkid if one does not want to end up marked and bleeding. I will be covered. More than likely jeans, chaps, boots, shirt with leather gauntlets. And a hockey mask. Maybe a motorcycle helmet. You know, starting out and everything.
What Leigh said!!!
Oh, Miss Lisa, what they don't know could very well hurt them, huh?
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