Friday, June 20, 2014

I NEED THIS

Shamelessly stolen from Sara's FB page.

The only thing that comes close to matching the creep factor of clowns
are these little bastards. I can't watch the Travelocity commercials.

13 comments:

Bearded Youth said...

www.dudeiwantthat.com

jesse in DC said...

Needs to be 4 feet tall with "life sized" gnomes...

mdknighthawk said...

http://www.amazon.com/Great-Garden-Massacre-Godzilla-Statue/dp/B00KLBUX6Y

Anonymous said...

if someone fills your yard with garden gnomes looking like the are in attack mode -- it ain't me

just sayin

livin to ride

hiswiserangel said...

And will wirecutter be assisting you?

Angel eyes said...

They do move around at night, you know. They'll seem just a little closer to the house each morning...

hiswiserangel said...

Shut up, Angel Eyes.

RabidAlien said...

This is so full of gardening win!!!

Anonymous said...

i do know where there is one that is about 5 foot tall
damn thing is heavy it sitting in the middle of the woods on a friends property - he has no idea where it came from either
it's been there about 12 years
i want it but can't get to it with a truck big enough to haul it - i figure it weighs a 1000lbs or more

livin to ride

hiswiserangel said...

Large ATV and a fat-wheeled cart. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Jesse in DC said...

Mark their spots, and if they moive closer, its time for some rifle practice...

Ian Restil said...

If you're attacked by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.

West Tx at Heart said...

Id liked it better if he had a pistol in each hand and was blowing the little bastards away like Rooster Cogburn.