Sunday, September 28, 2014

Not once, not ever

I know my limits. I'm a fluffy middle-aged soccer mom. I bake cookies, I don't do Pilates. My assets are considerable and better suited for commercial grade denim. You will never see me in public in leggings or yoga pants. Ever. You're welcome.


9 comments:

stevierayv said...

I forgot to thank you for the toll house bars delicious they were.My diabeetus hates you but not me:)
I finally had to put them in the bed of the truck so I couldn't just reach out and touch them.

stevierayv said...

I must confess though I did just nibble the edges it's a sickness.

hiswiserangel said...

My cookies are irresistible, even if they aren't "special". :-)

Robert Fowler said...

Diabeetus?

Sarthurk said...

Is that a common core math question?

Wandering neurons said...

Spandex: it's a Priviledge, not a Right.

Cederq said...

I don't know, kinda hot if ya ask me... she can be done...

Dave In Indiana said...

Thanks Angel. I was thinking about investing in Lululemon since it's down right now. That pic convinced me not to, the scourge of yoga pants must be stopped out! Down with Wal*Mars too!

Chris said...

Back when I was young (cue dinosaur jokes), there was a saying: "Remember, Capri is an island, not a continent."

And I don't have to ask if a particular pair of pants make me look fat. Overeating and lack of exercise make me look fat.