Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
came out of the womb.
said "I'll drive, dammit".
....opened her mouth!...In the words of Steve Erkel, "Did I say that?"
Met me
Oh yeah, I can totally believe that one, srv.
Stepped out of the patrol car....
...said "hello", in a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled.But her boyfriend was big, had shoulders in two different timezones.
Said, "it's ok. I'm on the pill".
Hello, Im Lois Lerner.
"started her own blog!"
Heh.
started speaking politely to wirecutter.
Her stalker showed up two minutes after she told me her X was a stalker.That's OK. He did himself in.Patience is a virtue.Be patient this fall. But be vigilant and tell people who will listen,the history of Liberty...Oh yeah, get some N95 respiratormasks at least.Nitrile gloves and hand sanitizer stuff.Oh yeah, and some Hoppe's No. 9If not just for the aroma!
Heh. Heh heh heh.....
...the moment she bellied up to the bar, gave me a once over, and told the barman, "I'll have what he's having".
"Road Map? I don't need a road map!"
Walked up with a cheerful smile and introduced herself.Rule of thumb: if a girl is mean to you, she hates you. If a girl is nice to you, she hates you and wants it to hurt more when she slides the knife.
I'll cook dinner tonight
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came out of the womb.
said "I'll drive, dammit".
....opened her mouth!
.
.
.
In the words of Steve Erkel, "Did I say that?"
Met me
Oh yeah, I can totally believe that one, srv.
Stepped out of the patrol car....
...said "hello", in a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled.
But her boyfriend was big, had shoulders in two different timezones.
Said, "it's ok. I'm on the pill".
Hello, Im Lois Lerner.
"started her own blog!"
Heh.
started speaking politely to wirecutter.
Her stalker showed up two minutes after she told me her X was a stalker.
That's OK. He did himself in.
Patience is a virtue.
Be patient this fall. But be vigilant and tell people who will listen,
the history of Liberty...
Oh yeah, get some N95 respirator
masks at least.
Nitrile gloves and hand sanitizer stuff.
Oh yeah, and some Hoppe's No. 9
If not just for the aroma!
Heh. Heh heh heh.....
...the moment she bellied up to the bar, gave me a once over, and told the barman, "I'll have what he's having".
"Road Map? I don't need a road map!"
Walked up with a cheerful smile and introduced herself.
Rule of thumb: if a girl is mean to you, she hates you. If a girl is nice to you, she hates you and wants it to hurt more when she slides the knife.
I'll cook dinner tonight
Post a Comment