Monday, October 13, 2014

Finish this sentence...

I knew she was trouble the moment she....

18 comments:

WiscoDave said...

came out of the womb.

Dave In Indiana said...

said "I'll drive, dammit".

Hawken Cougar said...

....opened her mouth!
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In the words of Steve Erkel, "Did I say that?"

stevierayv said...

Met me

hiswiserangel said...

Oh yeah, I can totally believe that one, srv.

Jesse in DC said...

Stepped out of the patrol car....

Odysseus said...

...said "hello", in a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled.

But her boyfriend was big, had shoulders in two different timezones.

North Texan said...

Said, "it's ok. I'm on the pill".

Rebecca said...

Hello, Im Lois Lerner.

Mr. Miracle said...

"started her own blog!"

hiswiserangel said...

Heh.

Grog said...

started speaking politely to wirecutter.

Sarthurk said...

Her stalker showed up two minutes after she told me her X was a stalker.

That's OK. He did himself in.

Patience is a virtue.

Be patient this fall. But be vigilant and tell people who will listen,
the history of Liberty...

Oh yeah, get some N95 respirator
masks at least.

Nitrile gloves and hand sanitizer stuff.
Oh yeah, and some Hoppe's No. 9
If not just for the aroma!

wirecutter said...

Heh. Heh heh heh.....

Critter said...

...the moment she bellied up to the bar, gave me a once over, and told the barman, "I'll have what he's having".

Anonymous said...

"Road Map? I don't need a road map!"

Volfram said...

Walked up with a cheerful smile and introduced herself.

Rule of thumb: if a girl is mean to you, she hates you. If a girl is nice to you, she hates you and wants it to hurt more when she slides the knife.

Buckaroo said...

I'll cook dinner tonight