Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Update on Xenolith and Miss Rose

Well, they found a fixer-upper mobile home, but it will take $1450 for all the permits, moving it and blocking it up on their property. As of today, they're about $800 short and the deadline is looming (Oct. 9). That breaks down to:

$100 a day
$10 from 80 Patriots
$20 from 40 Patriots

$400/nipple. Yeah, if we raise $800 in the next 8 days, I'll bare the girls online. You might have to scroll down.....A LOT.....to actually see the nips, but that's how much I believe in Steve and Miss Rose. That's how strongly I believe in this.

So please, anything you can donate will be appreciated.

His Paypal is:

xenolith1964@yahoo.com

Or

Steve Vanderhoff
5909 SE 132 St.
Noble, OK 73068

~SIGH~
Just got off the phone with Poppy who informed me that if I post any pics he can't show in church on Sunday, I will be permanently disowned. But I'll find some other way to reward y'all for helping. I really want to see this happen for them.

27 comments:

drjim said...

Just zapped them another $40.

Hope they can get this done before their deadline!

Cederq said...

Ya can show a monkey dick being shoved in the guy's face, but ya can't show your lovely expression of womanliness... bizarre...

Glenn555 said...

What Cederq said.........I smell a RAT! I will send a $20 Friday am

Ian Restil said...

Instead of 'the girls', if'n y'all will promise to honor and defer to Wirecutter in the manner to which he'd like to become accustomed for 366 (consecutive) days (a mere 31,622,400 seconds), then I'm in for $20.

hiswiserangel said...

Fuck, Ian, I'll just go ahead and send 'em $20 myself.

Ian Restil said...

Well, how many hours of HADTWITMTWHLTBA is $20 worth?

hiswiserangel said...

Ian, it's not that I don't WANT to, it's that I'm not capable.

Ian Restil said...

Would you be willing to try? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step (or in this case, a journey of a thousand hours begins with a single minute :-) )

hiswiserangel said...

Okay, what exactly does this entail? How much wirecutter ass do I have to kiss?

Ian Restil said...

Personally, I've found that starting any endeavour with a positive mental attitude helps immensely, so perhaps first thinking of it in terms of "honor and defer" would prove more salubrious than something like "osculatory activities around the gluteal regions"?

Next, as Aristotle, Mary Poppins, and others have said, "Well begun is half done".

A glowing post highlighting a few of Wirecutter's latest accomplishments and sterling characteristics likely would not be remiss, perchance followed by a picture of him in his tuxedo at one of the recent soirées he has attended, and then mentioning of a few of the many activities he performs as a cultural ambassador for San Francisco and environs, in an appropriately respectful and quietly reverential manner might be a good start.

Of course, Wirecutter would be the ultimate resource to determine the optimum manner and activities associated with HADTWITMTWHLTBA. (Perhaps we could shorten that down to say 7 letters or so?)

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, that's what I thought. Just sent Steve another $20.

Ian Restil said...

I don't, for even one New York second, believe you're not capable of this. You are an American, not an American't.

What if I up it to $40? You'd never have to ban him again, a large ROI on the small effort it will take to learn this.

hiswiserangel said...

Why are you pushing so hard for this? What is wc paying you?

Ian Restil said...

Nada. I'm just trying to bring some balance to The Force.

Wraith said...

OK...how about sending those pics just to those who donate? There'll be nothing in public to give Poppy a coronary, and only those who actually kick in, will reap the benefits.

Ian, you really shouldn't tempt fate. Angel could only pull off kissing WC's ass for about two days before she'd be up in the clock tower.

hiswiserangel said...

Hmmmm, wraith, I could make that happen.

B said...

Very, Very, Very nice.

Mr. MIracle said...

Well, now, glad I chimed in as well. I would cherish any photo Angel is willing to part with. Except that one with WC in yoga pants.

wirecutter said...

I like you, Ian.

Robert Fowler said...

It's times like this that being on disability sucks. I wish I could help them out.

Anonymous said...

$50 sent just now.

DHenderson64 said...

Sent $30 through paypal. Glad my wife is working again and we can afford to help out another citizen.

Anonymous said...

Done.

No pictures required.

--Hale

Ian Restil said...

Done as well. There goes my negotiating position.

hiswiserangel said...

This is what I don't get. I'm normally, usually VERY nice to wirecutter. I admire and respect him, and for the most part, like him. So I don't see where you think he needs me to be nicer to him. But I do appreciate your help, Ian.

Anonymous said...

Are they there yet?

--Hale

hiswiserangel said...

Are who where yet?
Email me, Hale, and I'll let you know.