Hi! I'm Hiswiserangel. Or just Angel.
I'm a Native Texan and still live here.
I am married, but NOT to Wirecutter.
Wirecutter is married, but not to me.
His lovely bride is Miss Lisa.
We've actually never met in person,
but I'm hoping to someday fix that.
So, to recap,
Wirecutter and Angel are not married.
Back to your regularly scheduled insanity.