Thursday, March 19, 2015

Oh no! Moochzilla! Run Emperor Akihito!

I'm sorry, but isn't 6 years into being First Wookie 
long enough to have eliminated these awkward little "whoopsies"? Get your shit together, Michael, you're embarrassing us. Again.

And for the love of God and all that's Holy, 
stop mauling Queens and other First Ladies. 
You're going to crush someone and cause an International Incident.


Ian Restil said...

Does no one remember Han Solo's warning/advice to C3P0 regarding Wookies?

Keith Pearson said...

I'm hearing that Wookie trill in my head.

Bobo the Hobo said...

Americans do not "curtsy". Get your head out of your ass, Mitch; you're embarrassing us.

Anonymous said...

I saw her on that bloody ellen show the other day shaking her ass. Bloody sad. It may have been a repeat as I live in Australia. And no, I didn't want to watch it. I was down the pub having a few when it came on the big screen.


Anonymous said...

The first lady of teh USA is not an elected or appointed office. It has no official or ceremonial functions and no authority to do anything.

It is insane that the American people have permitted it to grow to have it's own staff, it's own budget, and what looks like an unlimited authority to travel abroad and meet foreign leaders (all without congressional oversight).

Angel eyes said...

Emperor says "Is this what means nose to nose your toes are in it...?"
Y'all have heard the rest.

Anonymous said...

G.H.W. Bush vomiting in the Japanese PM's lap was less embarrassing for our nation.

favill said...

Goony goo goo (Eddie Murphy's Aunt BunnyI