Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
The key to happy life is a bottle of aged whiskey and an experienced woman.
I think quickness is the wrong metric. The question is which will kill a man more painfully.
Especially if you mix the two.
@ RobertI should be dead by now.
What does it matter, as long as you go out smiling?
Is it wrong to hope the whiskey finishes what she started?
The whiskey at least doesn't talk back.
My liver is in good shape, as of last spring at least. The psycho ex however, used to like pulling a Norman Bates on me. She'da killed me long ago if I'd stuck around. So, teh wimmenz.
Only one of those will kill a man unbidden. You have to drink the whiskey.
Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.
RabidAlien said...Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.I believe that study. Wife #1 was really sensitive about it. #2, not so much.
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