Monday, March 23, 2015

Double down


11 comments:

Buckaroo said...

The key to happy life is a bottle of aged whiskey and an experienced woman.

AndyN said...

I think quickness is the wrong metric. The question is which will kill a man more painfully.

Robert Fowler said...

Especially if you mix the two.

Sarthurk said...

@ Robert

I should be dead by now.

J Bogan said...

What does it matter, as long as you go out smiling?

TinCan Assassin said...

Is it wrong to hope the whiskey finishes what she started?

Critter said...

The whiskey at least doesn't talk back.

Keith Pearson said...

My liver is in good shape, as of last spring at least. The psycho ex however, used to like pulling a Norman Bates on me. She'da killed me long ago if I'd stuck around. So, teh wimmenz.

Volfram said...

Only one of those will kill a man unbidden. You have to drink the whiskey.

RabidAlien said...

Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.

Robert Fowler said...

RabidAlien said...
Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.

I believe that study. Wife #1 was really sensitive about it. #2, not so much.