Sunday, March 15, 2015

OMG, THIS!

Wearing a tailored button-down blouse with a suit or skirt is never going to happen. If you get one big enough to accommodate the bodacious tatas, the neck and sleeves are too big and you end up with yards of fabric to tuck into your waistband. Not a polished and attractive look. Or you run the risk of popping a button which I did in a job interview. Sitting there, freshly graduated and looking confident in my new gray suit and peach blouse, I was answering questions when the second button suddenly gave way and rolled across the table towards the Communications Department head. Without blinking, he picked it up and handed it back to me, and continued the interview. Two weeks later, I was offered the job. I believe I wore mostly pull overs and sweaters for the next four years, which presented a whole different set of problems in the nippular region.


13 comments:

drjim said...

I dated a young lady with that "problem", and she would take her nice "tailored" blouses to a dress shop and have them altered.

She looked absolutely stunning in the resulting blouses, and to this day I'm kicking myself for not staying with her.

And besides her physical attributes, she was one of the nicest, sweetest women I've ever known.

Damn......Why'd you bring this up, Angel?

Dave In Indiana said...

Problem? I don't see one and I'm an engineer.

Angel eyes said...

Doesn't bother me, heh.

Angel eyes said...

Ya, us guys enormously endowed have the same issues. It's a long life...

Critter said...

And how are your dictation skills, Ms Angel?

Scott Norris said...

I thought you said tailored, that's of the rack or it would fit.

hiswiserangel said...

I was hired as a Communications professor, Mr. Critter. I had a secretary.

Ian Restil said...

Perhaps we should remember the wisdom of that song from the '60s ...

All the world over, so easy to see
Boobies everywhere just wanna be free
Listen, please listen, that's the way it should be
Peace in the cleavage, boobies got to be free

Critter said...

The naughty professor. I like it. :)

genericviews said...

Buying shirts that fit would solve this. But most men are OK with the results as they are.

Volfram said...

That's really a shame, because Women in nice suits look amazing.

drjim said...

Yep, my young lady friend looked really nice when she was in business attire.

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