I'm cutting the cabinet back to original specs. So, Unclezip, Secretary of Treasury, do as you will with the IRS. Brock Townsend has called Secretary of Vice, which isn't original, but I think works nicely. Wirecutter for Secretary of War? Secretary of State? Can you imagine? Terry, since he started campaigning, shall be my running mate.
What do we have left? Ah yes, Attorney General....
I'll bake you cookies, or could sew you a flag. ;) Probably wouldn't be useful for much else since I have a proclivity towards telling people to suck it up and grow a set.
Can I be Sec of Transportation until you disband that unconstitutional agency? So I can tell all the commie left libtards where to go? And then take them?
WC, you think I don't know this about you? You think I give a fuck about PR? Why exactly do you think I chose you for Secretary of War? Make nice with the Muslims?
In return for being named Ambassador to Bass Pro Shops, I'm willing to assume Secretary of Parking duties, and will promulgate as many regulations as needed to insure your parking is deemed exemplary, and any and all blog references to it are properly and fulsomely reverent.
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Write in, Texas Independence Party or a new States Rights Party?
Got you some votes in Fl and Ga already.
Terry
Fla.
Can Terry or me be vice........:)
You got my vote. One thing - can I have the IRS? Just for a day or two? The best way to behead a monster is to go for the neck...
I'm cutting the cabinet back to original specs.
So, Unclezip, Secretary of Treasury, do as you will with the IRS.
Brock Townsend has called Secretary of Vice, which isn't original, but I think works nicely.
Wirecutter for Secretary of War? Secretary of State? Can you imagine?
Terry, since he started campaigning, shall be my running mate.
What do we have left? Ah yes, Attorney General....
Oh put me in for that. I already have a list....The prosecutions will be EPIC!!
Okay, Attorney General Jesse, remember equality under the law of the land, just like Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch.
I'll bake you cookies, or could sew you a flag. ;) Probably wouldn't be useful for much else since I have a proclivity towards telling people to suck it up and grow a set.
-CM
"Suck it up and grow a set"
CM for Chief Justice.
Terry
Fla.
Can I be Sec of Transportation until you disband that unconstitutional agency? So I can tell all the commie left libtards where to go? And then take them?
A.G. Jesse, I sure will apply a boot across their ass equally...
Nah, I'm a PR nightmare, man.
WC, you think I don't know this about you?
You think I give a fuck about PR?
Why exactly do you think I chose you for Secretary of War?
Make nice with the Muslims?
*Wirecutter starts rubbing fatback on his bayonets*
In return for being named Ambassador to Bass Pro Shops, I'm willing to assume Secretary of Parking duties, and will promulgate as many regulations as needed to insure your parking is deemed exemplary, and any and all blog references to it are properly and fulsomely reverent.
Well Damn Miss Angel, it seems like you have your cabinet set...
New Guinea's in deep shit now.
Damn skippy, glad to have you on board, wirecutter.
What about Puerto Rico? They don't have good food, I should fuck up their day too.
They have rum.
I should have poked my head in here earlier, might have scored Attourney General.
I want to head EPA just long enough to tell every sumbitch there that they are FIRED!!!.....
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