Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Then you had best order a "yard"
You may need to add Three Fingers.
Sometimes six, most of the time four, all and all it doesn't matter to me, I get the same pleasure either way...
Kegels.
Six inches? It had better 12 inches in diameter then, 'cause I gets thirsty.
" it's not the size of your pencil....it's the way you sign your name"....vaquero viejo
Who is doing the measuring, a man or woman ? 'cause often times, there is a difference ...
Order two.Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
Just grab one in each hand. Lift each to your mouth alternately. You know what to do.
Swallow?
The dove, the bird of peace. The eagle, the bird of America. The swallow, the bird of true love.
....but, but, the gutter is such a congenial place....and so many of my friends are there.....vaquero viejo
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Then you had best order a "yard"
You may need to add Three Fingers.
Sometimes six, most of the time four, all and all it doesn't matter to me, I get the same pleasure either way...
Kegels.
Six inches? It had better 12 inches in diameter then, 'cause I gets thirsty.
" it's not the size of your pencil....it's the way you sign your name"....
vaquero viejo
Who is doing the measuring, a man or woman ? 'cause often times, there is a difference ...
Order two.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
Just grab one in each hand. Lift each to your mouth alternately. You know what to do.
Swallow?
The dove, the bird of peace.
The eagle, the bird of America.
The swallow, the bird of true love.
....but, but, the gutter is such a congenial place....and so many of my friends are there.....
vaquero viejo
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