Lol. How do commericial jingles get stuck in our brainz like that ?
MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ITS O-S-C-A-R. MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME ITS M-A-Y-E-R. OH I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY - WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY. 'CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Didn't have to look that up at all - just jumped out all its own. Scary !
Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener, That is what I'd never want to be, 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, There would soon be nothing left of me.
Oh, I wish I were Oscar Mayer's weiner, that is what I truely want to be, 'cause, if I were Oscar Mayers weiner, All the girls would be in love with me.
My bologna has a first name It's C-O-W cow My bologna has a second name It's L-I-P-S lips Oh I have to eat it every day And if you ask me why I'll say 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way Of getting by the FDA
Disclaimer: purely satirical, no cow lips or FDA inspectors were harmed in the making of this song.
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Lol. How do commericial jingles get stuck in our brainz like that ?
MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ITS O-S-C-A-R. MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME ITS M-A-Y-E-R. OH I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY - WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY. 'CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Didn't have to look that up at all - just jumped out all its own. Scary !
Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener,
That is what I'd never want to be,
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
There would soon be nothing left of me.
Oh, I wish I were Oscar Mayer's weiner,
that is what I truely want to be,
'cause, if I were Oscar Mayers weiner,
All the girls would be in love with me.
My bologna has a first name
It's C-O-W cow
My bologna has a second name
It's L-I-P-S lips
Oh I have to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way
Of getting by the FDA
Disclaimer: purely satirical, no cow lips or FDA inspectors were harmed in the making of this song.
Cow lips and bull scrotums.
"No FDA inspectors were harmed in the making of this song."
Go back and do it again. You're not trying hard enough, obviously.
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