Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Eeeeeee-vil!!!


15 comments:

gun monkey said...

Unless the rifle has a BFA, it won't cycle with blanks. (BFA= blank firing adapter)

hiswiserangel said...

Think about it, gun monkey, she's a noob, never fired a rifle. Her boo picks out the rifle (with BFA that she has no idea what it is), loads it for her, and lets her loose.

J Bogan said...

That is just fuckin low. Better she learns how to hit the target anyway...

Stretch said...

It's gonna hurt when she finds out and shows the rifle can double as a suppository.

Anonymous said...

justifiable homicide......


vaquero viejo

Devil Tongue said...

Every time I have shown my girl how to shoot, we go through the 4 basic safety steps, then I show her how to load and shoot that particular weapon! Sorry Angel, but I did not find this post funny.

Devil Tongue said...

With all due respect, it is your blog; It is not my place to dictate, just my two cents.

Volfram said...

Give a girl a weapon and then do something to make her mad. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

Steve Ronin said...

if he survives the aftermath,
it's an awesome practical joke.

Anonymous said...

For some more Thursday fun Google up "Kissanime". On the update bar go to page four or five (it was four this morning) and select the video "Cat Shit One" (dub) that one is in English. (sub) is in Japanese. ---Ray

DTG said...

ROFLMAO!!! Of course, if this were true, she would NEVER forget about it, and he would NEVER let her live it down.

Rebecca said...

Who said it was a HE that gave her the rifle? Women can be really bitchy when they want to.

JeremyR said...

Years back I was in a black powder club. We met the same night as the trap club, and right next to them at the range. They would routinely come down and harass us about our black powder rifles.
One of the guys finally had enough. He offered them a chance to try out a black powder. One accepted, and he loaded it up!
Our powder horns have a built in measure, the tip is rated for a certain quantity of powder. You place a finger over the end, tip it over, actuate the thump lever, shake it, release the thumb lever, turn it up, and you have a measure of powder.
Instead, Bill put the horn in the rifle, actuated the thumb lever, and filled the barrel with 2F powder. He then placed a patch on top, set a ball and placed his ball started, but palmed the ball as he did. He then packed that patch down on the full barrel, affixed a cap and handed it to the novice, and explained how to make the fire stick go boom.
And BOOM it went. The charge wouldn't hurt the weapon, but it sure packed a punch. The intended target was a large glass jar about 20 feet away.
As the victim stood rubbing his shoulder, Bill again loaded the rifle, this time with 30 grains of FFg and a ball. he expertly hit the center of a poker card at the 50 yard mark.
Needless to say, they left us the hell alone after that.

rick c said...

I'm married to a Ginger and I don't see this ending well.

Randy in Arizona said...

They have BFAs that can be placed between the barrel and
flash hider. (BFA= blank firing adapter)
They are used for movie making where the regular
BFA would be too obvious.