Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
I like the ones you call ugly.
I love the heel gun, cj, it's the hoof that's a little disturbing. Plus, I think the bitches that lived in the apartment above me in college used to tap dance in these at 3 am.
Let me know when I need to call my farrier for your last pair, we can get a group rate.
Don't all women have hooves? Horseshoe porn?
Alright, guys, very funny. Kick a woman when she's down....
Did I ever tell you I used to work as a Farrier? Yep. Before, during, and for a while after college. Mrs. Paladin doesn't like me to be around when she's shoe shopping because we have the same conversation over and over...Me: "Get these."Her: "How am I supposed to walk around in those?"Me: "You won't have to."Her: "Perv."Me: "Yeah. So, you getting them?"
Dear Mrs. Paladin,WTF is wrong with you?! NEVER turn down a pair of shoes.... or anything else you're man is offering you. Sincerely,Angel
Women don't have hooves, friend. They just have very sharp tongues which are much more deadly.
et tu, rpm?~sniffle~
I vote for the bad.
Bon parry. I now feel bad.But... never mind.
Okay, so Keads is a closet Bad Boy, good to know.And rpm, I'm just hypersensitive today. Give me a hug, ruffle my hair, and we'll "kiss and make up". 'kay?
IF the uglies had another heel, they could be passed off as Moochelle's foot gear.
Done, and in that order. The last part may take a while...:)OK, out.
Do some boot porn, you know we would all love boot porn........;-}
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I like the ones you call ugly.
I love the heel gun, cj, it's the hoof that's a little disturbing. Plus, I think the bitches that lived in the apartment above me in college used to tap dance in these at 3 am.
Let me know when I need to call my farrier for your last pair, we can get a group rate.
Don't all women have hooves? Horseshoe porn?
Alright, guys, very funny. Kick a woman when she's down....
Did I ever tell you I used to work as a Farrier? Yep. Before, during, and for a while after college.
Mrs. Paladin doesn't like me to be around when she's shoe shopping because we have the same conversation over and over...
Me: "Get these."
Her: "How am I supposed to walk around in those?"
Me: "You won't have to."
Her: "Perv."
Me: "Yeah. So, you getting them?"
Dear Mrs. Paladin,
WTF is wrong with you?! NEVER turn down a pair of shoes.... or anything else you're man is offering you.
Sincerely,
Angel
Women don't have hooves, friend. They just have very sharp tongues which are much more deadly.
et tu, rpm?
~sniffle~
I vote for the bad.
Bon parry.
I now feel bad.
But... never mind.
Okay, so Keads is a closet Bad Boy, good to know.
And rpm, I'm just hypersensitive today. Give me a hug, ruffle my hair, and we'll "kiss and make up". 'kay?
IF the uglies had another heel, they could be passed off as Moochelle's foot gear.
Done, and in that order. The last part may take a while...:)
OK, out.
Do some boot porn, you know we would all love boot porn........;-}
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