Just sitting here watching The Big Bang Theory and sipping a whiskey sour, and it occurs to me that I haven't eaten since I stress ate all the edges out of a pan of brownies this morning.
If I were eating the edges out of a pan of brownies it would be to have them all to myself, in my family we fight over the corner pieces. I also found myself yelling at Martha Stewart when she was cutting the crust off of brownies, then acting like it was a noble recycling effort to crumble them over ice cream.
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Brownies
Wrong kind of brownies, stevieray.
If I were eating the edges out of a pan of brownies it would be to have them all to myself, in my family we fight over the corner pieces. I also found myself yelling at Martha Stewart when she was cutting the crust off of brownies, then acting like it was a noble recycling effort to crumble them over ice cream.
Did you lick the bowl?
More Whiskey
steve
Odysseaus, you'd have to fight me for the edges.
Angel eyes, are you freaking kidding me? I have too teenage daughters, I was lucky to get the edges.
steve, round 2 with cold pizza.
Gross. I usually just flush it.
Banned
Be kind
Luvs
A big fattie goes with any alcohol.
Then you would be craving more brownies. Especially if they had a green tint to them.
Oh Lord, I didn't really suggest that, did I?
Bob
III
Angel eyes, naughty corner, NOW.
Yeah, Bob, ya did.
Heh.
Bob
III
I think you need to go sit in the Naughty Corner with Angel eyes, Bob. I'll deal with you two in a minute.
Sigh.
Bob
III
Oh, suck it up Bob, Angel eyes has been punished before and you don't hear him whining.
I'm not whining, I'm just not sure if can punish me properly.
Bob
III
If you have a preference, I'll take it into consideration.
Whiskey on an empty stomach is a cheap buzz.
You rock!
Same thing that goes with rum, vodka, etc. A bacon samich of course.
I kinda like it, considering the source and all...
wc, I thought we'd already established my level of awesomeness.
Weaver, mmmmmmm, bacon...
Angel eyes, I am soooooo not a disciplinarian. That's why I sucked as a substitute teacher.
I think Bob has forgotten about your big-ass whip!
Leigh
Whitehall
Pizza rolls.
I wouldn't have the first clue what goes with whiskey, as I don't drink.
I do know that you can't go wrong with bacon and garlic, though.
Hmmm. Garlic bacon and a whiskey.
Apparently The Big Band Theory...
Sheldon for President.
K
Oh hell yeah, K, but only if Penny is VP.
The crushed walnuts (if you remembered to add them)cancel any calories in brownies if eaten before noon. Just saying.
What goes with whiskey? Two Vietnamese hookers. Duh.
Only fuck the ones that cough.
A big ass whip. Now that has possibilities! ;-D
Bob
III
Behold the all edges brownie pan.
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/bakers-edge-brownie-pan.cfm
Now they can all be yours bwahahahahahaha!!!
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